HOW DARE THAT MAN KICK HIM OUT OF THE STORE. HE WILL REGRET THAT. Randy decided he would have to find other ways to obtain a pickle. He goes back to his house and grabs a dirty sheet of paper. He grabs a pencil and begins drawing. He works hours upon HOURS making the perfect plan. Finally, he went with this:
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It's perfect. Now he needs to find a victim to steal from. He goes back outside and sees the same lawyer who ran into him. Perfect. The perfect revenge. The lawyer is minding his own business when Randy dropkicks him.
"OW! DUDE WHAT TH- YOU?!?!?!" the lawyer gasps. Randy says nothing as he steals the lawyer's phone. "THAT'S ILLEGAL. I'M GOING HAVE TO SUE YOU."
"NO YOU WON'T!!!"
"Yeah you're right. I have worse things to worry about. The password is 4276, have fun with phone or whatever," the lawyer sighs, "Just don't break it I guess."
Randy, now smug, goes back to his house. He searches on bing: "How to obtain beloved pickle". He finds a story. Something about a beloved Christmas pickle ornament? Not what he was looking for, but Randy bookmarks it for later. He then searches up: "how to get pickl". Now there's something about a pizzeria??? This search engine is weird. After hours of dedicated research he finds out he needs cucumbers to get his own pickles. Oh no.
