Chapter 10: Green Giant

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       Randy realizes he's in the storage room, boy is it big. There's also a lot of boxes. Like a lot. That makes sense. Randy starts exploring the storage room, maybe there's a robot that opens pickle jars for you. Nah, instead he finds hulk.

     "WHAT THE-" Randy gasps when he sees this guy. "WHAT"

     "Hey- what are you doing back here?" he asks.

     "UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Randy is processing what he is looking at. "UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

     "Are you lost?"

    "YEAHH????????" 

     "Do you need help getting out?"

     "N- WELL YEAH BUT I HAVE A BIGGER PROBLEM HERE. I CAN'T OPEN THIS PICKLE JAR." Randy does this pose:

     "Oh- gimme that, if you want of cou-" Randy throws the pickle jar at him

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     "Oh- gimme that, if you want of cou-" Randy throws the pickle jar at him.

     "PLEASE BE QUICK I NEED TO EAT THESE PICKLES OR I WILL DIE"

     "Ok-?" he opens the jar. "Oh god what is that smell-"

     "HAND IT OVER PUNK" Randy demands. The giant hands Randy the pickle jar.

     "JESUS CHRIST I THINK THESE PICKLES ARE CONTAMINATED" Randy exclaims as he pulls a pickle out of the jar. "OHHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" 

    "Uhm-" the giant gets awkward as Randy starts to cry.

     "NOOOOO!!!!!!! GODAAAAAAAAMMMMMIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!" Randy cries.

     "I can help you get a different pickle jar?" he starts to look around to see if anybody else is watching.

     "YES OH MY GOD YES" Randy gasps as the giant leaves to obtain THE P I C K L. 

     After what feels like decades of waiting he comes back with another, less disgusting, beautiful pickle jar. 

     "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH" Randy admires the pickles.

     The dude opens the pickle jar and gives it to Randy. "Enjoy?"

     "THANK YOU GOD!!!!!!!!" Randy says, as if he had just saved his life. Randy gets ready to eat a delicious pickle when THE EMPLOYEE (kamal) COMES BACK INTO THE ROOM.

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