Parsley and Randy start walking to the supermarket.
"So random child, whatever you did to get banned from the supermarket, don't do it again please," Parsley states, "And what's your name? Sorry, I never asked."
"Randy." he says.
They arrive at the supermarket and Parsley seems visibly nervous. In fact, it looks like he's muttering a prayer. A bit of a dramatic reaction to Randy, but he doesn't really care. The two head over to the cooking oils aisle and Parsley immediately finds the vinegar. Wow! He's good at this! Randy and Parsley start heading to the payment lines when all of a sudden, THE EMPLOYEE WHO BANNED RANDY IS THERe??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?? Randy does a very dramatic and loud gasp and catches Parsley off guard.
"Hey you're not supposed to be here!" the employee yells and points at Randy, "Oh hi Parsley!"
"Hi Kamal, I'm just buying some vinegar." Parsley says, lifting up the vinegar bottle.
"Oh-" Kamal says, he glances at Randy. "Oh yeah that makes sense."
"Yup. Just gotta pay for this." Parsley nods his head.
"Mhm. SPEAKING OF PAYING. GIVE ME THE MONEY." Kamal looks at Randy with this agitated look.
"NO" Randy snaps.
"PARSLEY ARE YOU SEEING THIS????" Kamal face palms.
"What does he need to pay for..?" Parsley begins to look uncomfortable.
"This guy literally broke a jar of cucumbers and refuses to pay for it," Kamal grunts, "It's ANNOYING."
"Oh- I'll pay for it then." Parsley says.
"WHA- NO YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY FOR IT. HE SHOULD, HE'S THE ONE WHO BROKE IT."
"No it's fine, he's just a... silly child, I'll pay for it," Parsley smiles and pulls out his credit card, "Here!"
"Whaaaaat.... Ok whatever," Kamal takes the credit card and heads over to an empty payment aisle* and does the thingy swipey swipey with the credit card. "There. The fine has been payed, I, uh, also included the payment for the vinegar if that's ok."
"Mmm... yeah sure that's fine," Parsley takes the credit card, "Bye!"
Kamal waves but still gives Randy this dirty look.
*I forgot what they're called
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Life Would be a Dream ~ A Story About Pickles
RandomOne day Randy decides he wants a pickle. Things happen and it's quite ridiculous.
