"TREEEEVVVVOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Randy yells in the empty streets, "TRRRREEEEEVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR"
Eventually, Trevor starts running to Randy, "WHY ARE YOU YELLING YOU'RE GOING TO WAKE UP THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!"
"Oh good you're here!" Randy does a THUMBS UP!!! "CMMON let's go to court!!!"
The two idiots walk over to the local court house and go to there lil' seating place thingies sorry i dont watch Enough law and order. Wow, Mirphy was right. The judge is a literal child. That makes sense since Pivuke is a rather small town. Randy turns to see if there's anybody watching, oh Jimothan. That makes sense. Nobody else, though. Everybody is sitting doing nothing when the judge seems to get a little frustrated.
"Are we starting yet?" They ask the room.
"YESSSSSSSS!!!! LET US BEGIN!" Mirphy exclaims.
"Shut it, only speak when I let you speak." the judge glares at Mirphy.
The room becomes silence once more.
"Ok um. You talk first." They point at Kamal.
"Huh- me?" Kamal seems surprised, he was probably daydreaming or something. "Oh- uh... so about a week ago uh i think this kid was in the supermarket looking around and decided to break a cucumber ja-"
"Silence! Purple kid, what do you have to say?" the judge questions Randy.
"Well I was frustrated there weren't any pickl-"
"SHUT IT! Purple kid, did you just admit to breaking to the pic- cucumber jar?"
The room is silent for a few moments, "well uh yeah I guess-"
"HA! HE LITERALLY JUST ADMITTED TO IT. PARSLEY, THIS MEANS HE HAS TO PAY, RIGHT/???" Mirphy has this very smug expression on her face.
"Yup. C'mon dude," Parsley looks disappointed in Randy. Randy gives him a distraught expression.
"Trevor heeeellllppppppp" Randy begs Trevor.
"You're kinda ruining your own case y'know-"
"SILENCE!!!!!!!" the judge yells, "Ok, anything else?" They ask Kamal.
"He also broke a window-" Kamal abruptly stops talking, "oh my god wait we need Gillis"
"WHAT???" Mirphy gasps, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE NEE-"
"MIRPHY I DID NOT ALLOW YOU TO TALK. What do you mean we need Gillis?" the judge asks Kamal.
"I didn't see him break the window, I'm pretty sure Gillis witnessed it though." Kamal admits. Everybody is silent again.
Suddenly, Randy feels hopeful. OH EM GEE, this actually gives him a chance to not pay some of the fines! "AH WELP- guess we can't continue blabbering on about that. Guess I don't gotta pay hA-"
"PURPLE KID, I MADE IT CLEAR THAT YOU NEED PERMISSION FROM ME TO TALK," the judge throws their tiny fist against the podium, "AND because you're disrespecting my rules, I'm going to be petty," is that even allowed?? "I will give everybody an extra day to drag in Gillis."
Kamal and Mirphy seem visibly excited but don't say anything. Man, Randy sucks at this.
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Life Would be a Dream ~ A Story About Pickles
RandomOne day Randy decides he wants a pickle. Things happen and it's quite ridiculous.
