The scene opens on Valhalla where last we left Kai and Tucker. Around the back of Red Base, Kaikaina fires the time gun, opening a pink portal. As she does, Tucker comes around the base.
SISTER: Tight!
TUCKER: Nice. You figure it all out?
SISTER: Yeah, it's easy. It's just a click wheel. You just wind it backwards until you get the right date.
TUCKER: Weird.
SISTER: So... you want to talk about yesterday?
TUCKER: Sure. I thought about what you said. The celebrity plan. I'm in! I got my list and everything.
SISTER: [In a happy sing-song voice.] Awesome! Let's go have sex with some dead people! Where do we start?
TUCKER: The '90s.
SISTER: The 1890s? Don't tell me that you also have a thing for Jack the Ripper!
TUCKER: The 1990s! Number one on my list is the Spice Girls!
SISTER: ...All of them?
TUCKER: Yeah, all of them! What, you don't think I can handle a six-way with the Spice Girls?
SISTER: What if you set your sights more realistically? Like... Scary Spice!
TUCKER: Listen, K. I'm a space hero from the future with a magical sword. I'm what every girl wants! What they really really want!
SISTER: [Laughs.] Oh, god.
TUCKER: Don't belittle me!
SISTER: [Still laughing.] Sorry, it's just... that swagger! I thought you would've grown out of it a little by now.
TUCKER: [Indignantly.] No, I've grown into it. I'm basically the new Church, but way less whiny.
SISTER: [Teasingly.] Oh! Should I be throwing myself at your feet?
TUCKER: Eh... you're not really my type anymore, honestly.
SISTER: [Annoyed.] Get over it, Tucker. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
TUCKER: You didn't! I don't have feelings. But seriously, for the record? You and me had a sex!
SISTER: No, we didn't! I remember, you freaked out!
TUCKER: Because someone was watching us!
SISTER: There was no one in the cave but us.
TUCKER: Someone was peeping on my peeper! But it still counts because we had... [Clears throat.] ...started the act.
SISTER: That's not how I remember it.
TUCKER: K! The hotdog truck was in the garage! It counts!
SISTER: The clown car broke down turning into the driveway. Doesn't count.
TUCKER: The stretch limo was inside the multi-level parking structure. Counts.
SISTER: The monocycle got a flat tire and the driver had no spares.
TUCKER: No, that ain't the thing!
SISTER: You can count it if you want, I don't give a heck. I mean, shit, that might push me to triple digits.
TUCKER: We could find out. If anyone was watching us. If the hotdog truck was in the garage, or the driveway! We could go back in time and see!
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The Weapons Guy Part 2
FanficProject Freelancer has fallen and Ash has discovered a little bit of his past and He's met up with old friends. So follow Ash and his A.I. Xi or Emily as he likes to call her in Part 2 of The Weapons Guy. Seasons 11-18 (I don't own anything other th...
