Tigress: If you do that again, I'll throw you out the fucking window you- what are you doing?
Crackle: Checking how high the drop is to see if it's worth it
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Crackle: Ooooo, she's angry
El Topo: How can you tell??
Le chèvre: 🤦
Black Sheep: Wellll, you can see by her hands. Like right now, she's holding a gun - I don't think she's happy to see us
Le chèvre: WHAT DID YOU DOOO
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Tigress: The gods work in mysterious ways
Shadowsan: Black Sheep fell down the stairs and broke her neck.
Tigress: Oh, no, that was me
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Shadowsan: How's your day going?
Carmen: Well, no one died
Shadowsan: Those are your standards?
BONUS:
Coach: How's your day going?
Maelstrom: Well, no one died
Cleo: Those are your standards?
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Paper Star: Is it still murder if I give them a heads up?
Black Sheep: that's a threat
Paper Star: Damn
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Shadowsan: Go to hell
Coach Brunt: No point, I'd just see you in five minutes
BONUS:
Tigress: Go to hell
Carmen: And leave you here all alone?
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FanfictionA series of angsty or comedic one shots, so many you'll find exactly what you need! "...Recovery is not a straight line, the both of us have been dealt enough loss to recognise this. I am not ready to give up hope, but I see your tired hands shake;...
