Chapter 1:Date

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Chapter 1: Date

Isang malaking PUTA. why? I arrange blind date kaba naman ng magagaling mong kapatid sa kung sino lang dyan -______- kung Hindi ko lang sila kapatid baka napabilang na sila sa mga binawian ko ng buhay =___= pshh ..

but knowing Ate Lisa and Ate Liana baka bubunot palang ako ng baril malamig na bangkay nako ...  whatever -___-

" Lena stop wearing your poker face look onti nalang ikaw na magiging main dancer sa MTV ni Lady Gaga na Poker Face hahha"


"Whatever bitch"


"Lena learn to respect your sister "
And here comes the miss perfect Lisa .. Pshhh palibhasa tagapagmana ng mafia throne .. kung ako lang sana-

"Youre done!! taray mo sis!! may kagandahan karin naman palang taglay like me!!"
And here goes the witty Liana that loves to fool around kaya laging napaparusahan ni daddy. Anong parusa? Tanong nyo sakanya -___-


"Alam kong maganda ako ATE and please stop pestering me -__- basta ang usapan pag binastos ako , ipahanda nyo na yung libingan"

Asarrr bakit ba sabik sila mag kaboyfriend ako? lalo na si mommy tsss ..

Well my mom is a well known fashion icon and my dad is a well, Mafia boss kaya ayun sa ayaw at sa gusto ni ate , sya ang tagapagmana wala kasi kaming kapatid na lalake blame our parents -____-


"Don't worry assassin ang kadate mo sis kaya manonood ako sa date nyo!! I'm sure that scene will become bloody!! hahaha"
Stupid Liana =_____=


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"So , you are?"

"Lena"

"what a cute name, I'm  Shaan Lionale by the way"


"Not asking"

I said direct to the point without any hesitations .  wala akong pake kung assasin rin sya all I know was any wrong move by him he'll be dead anyminute ..


"Woah easy tigress .. pinilit lang ako makipagdate kase sabi nila you're a one damn hot lady but sadly-"

that's it nangiinsulto sya , onti nalang onting onti nalang .. I'm sure Liana will love this scene


"Its true hahaha .. you're blushing "

the nerve!? ang lakas ng loob nyang insultuhin ako! and what? I'm blushing? No Freaking Way!!!

Bago nya pako insultuhin uli binunot ko na yung katana ko at itinutok sa leeg nya..

"You bastard! how dare you insult the mafia boss' youngest daughter? isang tawag ko lang sa daddy ko , isang sumbong lang sigurado patay kana"

I said in my coldest and deadliest tone

"I didn't expect that the mafia lord's youngest daughter is a daddy's girl .. hahaha so cute"


"Fuck you Moron"

Hindi nya lang alam iniisip ko na kung paano ko sya papatayin .. death by choking? death by execution? or I'll just slit my katana on his mouth! nice idea Lena!

"You know what , I like you .. you're way better than my sluts"

Fuck!? and he's even thinking of me as one of his sluts? OK I'm really really pissed now. Killing machine on.

Without any word I cut his suit in neck part .. Suits him well .. I saw blood , I imagine myself torturing him slowly.  


"You're so fast babe don't worry Hindi kita papatulan. ayokong mabawasan ang magagandang babae sa mundo" The he left .

Yeah he leave me dumbfounded.Shaan Lionale , sa susunod na magkita tayo isa ka ng malamig na bangkay at sisiguraduhin kong wala ka na talagang buhay *____*

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"So how's you're date Darling? is he handsome? charming? elegant? tell me!!"
God-___- having a mother like this .. oh goodness gracious ..

"He's a human , mom .. a HUMAN"
Fudgeness this sucks ,, sana matapos natong nonsense na usapan nato -___-


"Do you like him honey?"
The nerve? like? mas gusto ko ang hate-___-

"I like to-"

"You like him? aww~ I knew it!!"

"Mom wait-"

Yung totoo kelan nya ko papatapusin magsalita?-___-



"What mom? Lena like that guy? Oh Em Gee!! Gosh! I can't believe it! Ate Lisa , Lena likes that Shaan guy!!"

Fuck? they believe that I like that man? pshh .In fact , he's a manwhore and I don't like manwhores they're dickhead -____-

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Pwede patapusin nyo muna ako? masyado kayong nagjujump into conclusions! I just wanted to say that I LIKE TO KILL HIM! not I like  him like eww I'm never into manwhores-___-"

Hayy at last they shut their fucking mouth +____+


"Ok Fine . if that's what you want in your useless life then go"

Ate Lisa said . Susss if I know lumalablyf ang bruha -____-
Whatever .. so I just went to my room and lay in my bed and imagine that shaan soaking on his own blood all over his body while me watching him as he dies hahaha, what a nice scene .. After minutes I feel sleeply.

I should sleep now because tomorrows gonna be a long day  why? First day of school "/

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