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'LIZZIES MUM' ADDED 'LENA' TO 'LIZZIE HAS A SECRET FRIEND'

BETHIE
mom wtf!

LIZZIES MUM
what? She's nice

LENA
hey Caroline and bethie!

BETHIE
heyyy

LENA
wait this means u claimed me as a friend!
yay!
*happy dances*

LIZZIES MUM
what's that supposed to mean?

BETHIE
nothing mom

UNKNOWN
so, Lizzie, this is Lena?

BETHIE
no dad this is Eric!
Yes of course this is Lena!!

UNKNOWN
watch your attitude
we don't want a repeat of one if your tantrums

BETHIE
DAD
WHAT THE HELL

LENA
dw I still love u beth <3

UNKNOWN
okay....

LIZZIES MUM
They are so cute, ric!

LENA
yes like puppies

UNKNOWN
how do we know she's a good person?
could be a pedophile

LENA
all part of the mystery
nah, I'm just kidding!
I'm a 20 year old girl last time I checked

UNKNOWN
well I can think of worse
You, Lena, are approved

BETHIE
ugh dad
Srsly?

UNKNOWN
yes

LIZZIES MUM
Ric stop being annoying!
Lizzie has a friend be glad of that

LENA
yeah, mr...? Be proud of that

UNKNOWN
saltzman

LENA
U HAVE A BOARDING SCHOOL
LIKE LIZZIE SAID THAT BUT I THOUGHT SHE WAS LYING
UR RICHY RICH RICH
AND IM HERE ALMOST GETTING PUT IN CLEANING OVERALLS
*pukes uncontrollably*
Sorry I just never wanna clean loos

LENA CHANGED 'UNKNOWN' TO 'LIZZIES DAD'

LIZZIES DAD
loos?

BETHIE
she means toilets

LIZZIES MUM
thanks for clarification, sweetie!

BETHIE
whatever

LENA
y'all mind lending me a few thousand dollars?
cause my family could do with it

LIZZIES DAD
no
I need it for the Salvatore school

LENA
whatever lol

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