CLEORRRRR
milton, did u just snap Kalebs neck
Oops this was supposed to be on private chat!!
LENA
it's cool
so why did the sausage snap kales neck?
'LENA' CHANGED 'KALEB' TO 'KALE'
GREASY SAUSAGE
he was annoying me
LENA
hopes currently annoying me
I'm not killing her am I?
JOSIE
WAIT
HOPES STILL IN ENGLAND
HOPEY
my family came and we r on holiday
I assumed u knew
Sorry jo <3
JOSIE
it's cool <3
JEN LE VULCAN
I actually find u two cute
And not barf
LENA
well put my feathery friend
JEN LE VULCAN
???
BETHIE <3
princess, she's not a bird
She's a welder
LENA
biggest let down of 2022
And you know I like literally found out I was adopted
GREASY SAUSAGE
SEE YO MAMA DIDNT EVEN WANT YO ASS
LENA
exactly, milton
GREASY SAUSAGE
OH SHIT
WHOOPS
SORRY
LENA
FORGIVE MEEE
LENA
never
HOPEY
Lena we are currently sat opposite each other
Why r we texting?
LENA
U DIDNT SEE THE SMALL TALK I WAS FORCED TO SHARE W WARREN
NOW WE R SIBLINGS ITS WEIRD
IT WAS LIKE WE NEVER TALKED BEFORE
NOW ITS STRAINED TALKING
ITS SO FUCKIN AWKWARD
HOPEY
OMG
ITS YO MAMA
IMMA SAY HI
LENA
NAWWW
HOPE
DONT RUN OFF
NOOO
SHE DID IT
OH NO
MY MUMS COMING OVER HERE
NOOO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NADA
AHH
GTG
BYEE
GREASY SAUSAGE
well, that was eventful
LENA
shut up, sausage no one likes u
Byeeee
BETHIE <3
bye princess <3
Hope imma kill you
Nah I'm kidding
But don't do that again
GREASY SAUSAGE
if not doing it again breaks u and Lena up I'm all for it
READ
YOU ARE READING
dramatic, 𝖑𝖎𝖟𝖟𝖎𝖊 𝖘𝖆𝖑𝖙𝖟𝖒𝖆𝖓
Fanfictionin which lizzie saltzman texts the wrong number OR in which lena lomax annoys a heretic into loving her [LEGACIES X HOLLYOAKS ] [TEXT AU] [there will be smut] cover by realizt
