'WE ARE FAMILY NOW?'
LENA
I'm bored, entertain me
WARREN
no I'm busy in therapy
LENA
THERAPY
I WANNA COME
ID PAY BILLIONS TO SEE U IN THERAPY
NORMA
Lena, dear, you do realise how unthreatening it is when your phone constantly pings in the middle of trying to terrify someone
LENA
personally, I'm non-confrontational
also next time hope tells u I want u to come and "say hi" I don't actually
NORMA
well how am I supposed to know that?
LENA
WASNT MY FACE BEING RED ENOUGH OF A SIGNAL
OR THE AWKWARD CHAT THATS MAINLY SMALL TALK
WARREN
I thought that's how you talked in real life
LENA
well yea... but like also no
Like yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no
WARREN
shit I broke her
LENA
well yeah but no but yeah but no but
Peri is trying to get back with Juliet
She's finally speaking to me but PATTED ME DOWN INCASE I HAD A GUN
and oh no one knows of the whole wolf thing
WARREN
HOW DONT THEY KNOW
U TURNED INTO A WOLF DID U NOT?
LENA
yes, in my room
I got hope to turn so Ste would believe an actual wolf was there
NORMA
that's why Hope seemed familiar
It's Hope Mikaelson!
LENA
congrats took you long enough to figure out
NORMA
are the Mikaelsons in town? In due a visit
LENA
...
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(A different chat)
LENA
I MISS U
COME BACK SOON?
BETHIE <3
I WILL
ALSO MG KEEPS HITTING ON ME
LENA
UGH
THAT GREASY SAUSAGE
TELL HIM TO HAVE A CRAPPY DAY FROM ME
BETHIE <3
ALWAYS <33
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dramatic, 𝖑𝖎𝖟𝖟𝖎𝖊 𝖘𝖆𝖑𝖙𝖟𝖒𝖆𝖓
Fanficin which lizzie saltzman texts the wrong number OR in which lena lomax annoys a heretic into loving her [LEGACIES X HOLLYOAKS ] [TEXT AU] [there will be smut] cover by realizt
