dramatic, 𝖑𝖎𝖟𝖟𝖎𝖊 𝖘𝖆𝖑𝖙𝖟𝖒𝖆𝖓

FOURTY-FOUR

'HOPE' ADDED 'ETHAN' TO 'SUPER-SQUAD'

'HOPE' ADDED 'DAD' TO 'SUPER-SQUAD'

'HOPE' ADDED 'MOM' TO 'SUPER-SQUAD'

'HOPE' ADDED 'SIENNA' TO 'SUPER-SQUAD'

'HOPE' ADDED 'NORMA' TO 'SUPER-SQUAD'

'HOPE' ADDED 'WARREN' TO 'SUPER-SQUAD'

MG
hope, why are you adding randoms?

LIZZIE
let me guess
If it breaks me and Lena up it's worth it

MG
obviously

WARREN
the hell is this?

KALEB
it's called a group chat, white man

WARREN
how did you know I'm white??

KALEB
I have a fifth sense abt these things

NORMA
do you mean sixth sense or are you stupid?

JED
HARSH
I LIKE IT

JEN
DUDEEEEE
CHILL

SIENNA
why am I in a group chat with weed smokers?

HOPE
these are my friends
And Jen is the only one who's ever done pot
also I added u lot bc I'm bored lol

DAD
hope, why did u add me?

MOM
could be fun klaus

ETHAN
yeah, could be fun klaus

HOPE
I LOVE YOU DAD

DAD
LOVE YOU TOO

ETHAN
LOVE YOU TOO

MOM
WHAT DID I MISS?!

SIENNA
A. LOT.

LENA
*starts own Hamilton musical*
Also fyi I swear I saw that embalmer guy up to no good
Not that I give a fuck
But yk mum might owe me for that

WARREN
I think I might beg u to turn your humanity on

LIZZIE
already tried
Won't work

LENA
also keep check on Godfrey

NORMA
Godfrey wouldn't betray me, he's family!

LENA
boo you whore!

NORMA
THAT IS NO WAY TO TALK TO YOUR MOTHER

ETHAN
great, she figured out caps lock

HOPE
so, we need Lena's humanity on

LENA
fuck that

SIENNA
bloody hell!
Your annoying as a no-humanity hybrid!

WARREN
congratulations, sienna, your caught up to speed

NORMA
yes, congratulations, sienna

ETHAN
THE HELL IS HAPPENING

CLEO
I'm unsure, hope, what is the meaning of this?

HOPE
IM BORED
oh and Lena has no humanity

MOM
SHE WHAT NOW?

DAD
Hayley, I believe she said that Lena had no humanity, do try to keep up

JOSIE
i think she gathered that...
Can't we all just be civil and work a plan out

LENA
no

BEN
LMAO

HOPE
was that kind of funny? yes
do I still miss my bestie? yes

LENA
you know if u don't stop with this I think I'll go and make friends with Serena and Lizzie

ETHAN
NOPE
STOP IT
I DONT WANT U TO HURT MY NIECES

WARREN
just in case anyone was wondering, not Lena's girlfriend Lizzie
There's another one that's not at all supernatural

HOPE
thanks for clearing things up big guy

WARREN
big guy?

HOPE
I'm unsure of how to talk to you without angering you
That's the best I've got

ETHAN
Just don't piss him off

SIENNA
easier said than done...

LIZZIE
ok what's going on?
Hope why did u add all these ppl

NORMA
that was a tad rude, Elizabeth

JED
yes, Elizabeth

MG
Lizzie, please just give me a chance

HOPE
SO WHY DONT U JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE
OOF
TJAT TIKTOK SOUNF
NO
OKAY
DID I JYST GET GHOSTED?!
READ