dramatic, 𝖑𝖎𝖟𝖟𝖎𝖊 𝖘𝖆𝖑𝖙𝖟𝖒𝖆𝖓

PREGNANCY

'LENA' CHANGED 'LEZZIES GETTIN MARRIED' TO 'LEZZIES PREGNANT'

LENA
LIZZIE AND I ARE PREGNANT
WELL I AM

ETHAN
i think we need specifics...

LENA
well since Klaus had hope that means we can still get pregnant
Lizzie did a spell so that it could be both of ours

BETHIE MY WIFEY
EEKKKK

SIENNA
congrats!!

STE
this means I have to babysit doesn't it?

BETHIE MY WIFEY
yes, ste

STE
CANT I JUST CATCH A BREAK

MOTHER
congratulations dear

LEELA
congrats!!!

GRACE
IVE LOST MY DRINKING BUDDY
DAMMIT
LENA
SHE WILL BE BACK IN NINE MONTHS
DONT WORRY

SIENNA
i can become your nanny
I know what your like with kids
And no doubt Lizzie is the same

LENA
LIZZIES CURRENTLY GOOGLING WHATS THE AVERAGE PAY FOR NANNYS PER HOUR

SIENNA
Fifteen pounds per hour?
LENA
that's perfect !!

(Time skip: nine months)

LENA
IM SO FAT

BETHIE MY WIFEY
YOUR CARRYING LIFE INSIDE YOU
YOUR BEAUTIFUL

SIENNA
could be triplets

WARREN
what's that supposed to mean??

BETHIE MY WIFEY
I'm from the gemini coven
We are having twins
It was a given
I thought you knew

WARREN
NO ONE TOLD ME
THERE WERE TWO HEARTBEATS AT THE SCAN BUT I FIGURED HERS ANF THE BABY

NORMA
How are you my son?
God I miss Katie

WARREN
YOU NEVER MET HER

LENA
HOW CAN YOU MISS SOMEOME YOUVE NEVER METTTTT
*INSERT REST OF SONG LYRICS*

STE
well this is hilarious

LENA
UHHHH
GUYS
I THINK MY WATER JUST BROKE

ETHAN
i can buy you another if it means that much too you

SIENNA
DUMBASS
HER WATER

ETHAN
ILL BUY HER FIVE MORE YIKES!!

BETHIE MY WIFEY
WHERE ARE YOU?!

LENA
Joel's taking me to hospital, meet me there?

ETHAN
DID HER WATER BREAK ITS ARM
OHHHHHHHH
OMG
THE BABYYYYYYYYY
BABIESSSS
AHHHH

SIENNA
took you long enough!!

ETHAN
in all fairness your the idiot who loves me

SIENNA
yeah I am :))
Love you xx

ETHAN
love you more

SIENNA
i don't doubt that for a second
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