'LENA' ADDED 'WARREN' TO 'WE ARE FAMILY NOW?'
'LENA' ADDED 'NORMA' TO 'WE ARE FAMILY NOW?'
NORMA
I'm busy, and are you sure we need a chat group
LENA
it's called a groupchat
how on earth am I related to you?
NORMA
well see, I met this guy
LENA
NO
NO
NO
DID I MENTION
NO?
WARREN
I don't really understand why we need a groupchat either
NORMA
Warren could you tell felix to not hound me about being your mother
LENA
ULTIMATE YO MAMA JOKE
ANYWAYS
Wtf did felix do?!
NORMA
wtf?
LENA
nvm
NORMA
nvm?
WARREN
felix kept being all like I have to get to know Norma and trying to get her to realise that giving me to the foster home has consequences
LENA
thanks
also that's just annoying
I'm not even given the chance to get to know her
Not that I want it
Actually i don't know
NORMA
how's Elizabeth?
LENA
COULD U SOUND ANY OLDER?!
She's good
She added me to a groupchat with her friends lol
One of them has a crush on her so I've made it my wolf life's mission to like annoy him
NORMA
So you've figured out the whole werewolf thing?
LENA
ITS A BIT HARD NOT TO FUCKING FIGURE IT OUT WHEN U R TURNING INTO A FURRY
anyways Lizzie made me a no transformation ring
So I'm good
WARREN
ah
Fun
I have one of those too
LENA
who made yours?
WARREN
sienna
LENA
SHES A WITCH
WARREN
*heretic
But she likes people to think she's just a siphoner
So don't tell anyone
LENA
I don't want her to say off with your head
So I'll keep it to myself
Don't wanna get executed by the queen of hearts
Alao did u hear sienna and Ethan slept together?
NORMA
I believe it's spelt also
And why would I want to hear that?
LENA
CAUSE ITS GOSSIP
WARREN
in all fairness it is juicy gossip
LENA
exactly
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dramatic, 𝖑𝖎𝖟𝖟𝖎𝖊 𝖘𝖆𝖑𝖙𝖟𝖒𝖆𝖓
Hayran Kurguin which lizzie saltzman texts the wrong number OR in which lena lomax annoys a heretic into loving her [LEGACIES X HOLLYOAKS ] [TEXT AU] [there will be smut] cover by realizt
