dramatic, 𝖑𝖎𝖟𝖟𝖎𝖊 𝖘𝖆𝖑𝖙𝖟𝖒𝖆𝖓

TWO

LENA
I just realised I had to turn the other way so instead of turning around or walking backwards I started hopping backwards on one foot

UNKNOWN
who hurt u?
Also stop texting me

LENA
but I need friends
And Ste says if I have friends I don't have to join his cleaning business
I don't wanna wear the ugly overalls
Plssss

UNKNOWN
NO ❤️

LENA
yes <3

UNKNOWN
I'm trying to sleep here btw
It's five in the morning

LENA
it's nine here lol
be my friend
*pulls out knife*

UNKNOWN
knives aren't scary
trust me you should see Hope
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nvm

LENA
didn't even get a chance to read it
so what's ur fav thing to do?

UNKNOWN
sleep
So stfu

LENA
NEVERRR
NEVERRRR
NEVERRRR ENOUGH
bitch u just got a private concert
I deserve something for that

UNKNOWN
*claps sarcastically*

LENA
fun fact: Ariel Winter who plays Alex on modern family (the best sitcom in existence) also voices over Sofia on the childrens show Sofia the first

UNKNOWN
seriously?
OMG UR RIGHT
HOW DID U KNOW THAT!

LENA
Also in the pilot episode of modern family Julie Bowen who plays Claire Dunphy was pregnant and so they always had something in front of her to hide the baby bump

UNKNOWN
ur obsessed with modern family
It's not even that good
Friends is better

LENA
NO ❤️
what's ur name?
U seem basic so imma say Emily

UNKNOWN
eww never
Also u just assumed my gender
I'm a woman but still

LENA
tell me ur name or I'll guess until I get it!

UNKNOWN
fine, it's Elizabeth
I go by Lizzie as it's shorter

LENA CHANGED 'UNKNOWN' TO 'BETHIE'

BETHIE
SRSLY?
Bethie?
Imma go puke

LENA
it's cute

BETHIE
fineeee
So does that mean ur full names elena?
Or u just like nicknames?

LENA
my full names Lena Leela Lomax
My mums names Leela
She liked the alliteration lol

BETHIE
I can tell
What's ur twins name?
Peri Pepper Parker?

LENA
u remembered I have a twin!
U love me
I love u too Beth <3
We are gonna be besties

BETHIE
no ❤️

LENA
pls say u wanna keep texting me
Ste just threw overalls at me
pls I cannot work as a cleaner
*pukes*

BETHIE
I don't like u but I'll keep texting u
Just cause u rlly despise cleaners

LENA
thanks
so what's ur fav food?

BETHIE
idk
U?

LENA
pizza
Pepperoni pizza

BETHIE
ur one to talk abt being basic
it's not even great

LENA
alright
Do u think pineapple belongs on or off pizza?
Cause I'm team off

BETHIE
off
My twin likes pizza w pineapple but no

LENA
u have a twin too?

BETHIE
her names josie

LENA
cool
she sounds like the type of person to love crystals and have a black cat
I love women like that
Correction, I love women
*sighs dreamily whilst thinking about Sarah hyland*

BETHIE
AHHH
U LOVE MODERN FAMILY BC U LOVE SARAH HYLAND
SAME NGL