'SUPER SQUAD'
LENA
I texted the wrong group chat
Anyways
Now my adoptive mums ex is gonna adopt hope
JEDDIE
what did I miss?
GREASY SAUSAGE
u just quoted hamilton!
LENA
*starts singing what did I miss*
GREASY SAUSAGE
U LIKE HAMILTON?!
LENA
DUH
KEEP UP
KALE
I wouldn't be rude to my boi
We could kill you
LENA
I'm a wolf and I've got Lizzie a heretic
We would solo ur asses
BETHIE <3
course we would <3
HOPEY
WHIPPED
CLEORRRRR
I literally overheard u telling josie you'd love her if she was a worm with cancer last night
LENA
I'd love Lizzie if she were a cancerous worm
Shed go in my pocket
Everywhere
I CAN SHOW U THE WORLDDDD
SHINING SIMMERING
BETHIE <3
NOT THIS AGAIN
LENA
I'm listening to when vercua says from Charlie and the chocolate factory
The russian accents r taking me out
HOPEY
ALR I GOTTA LISTEN TO THIS
LENA
VERUCA SOUNDS LIKE DRACULAURA
THE GUY ALSO SOUNDS LIKE THAT VAMP FROM HOTEL TRANSLYVANIA
HOPEY
OMG
UR RIGHT
ANGRY DRACULAURA X SCARED DRAC
BETHIE <3
Anyways....
CLEORRRRR
I think headmaster Forbes wants to see Ben and Jed
Something about the dorms
BENNIE
uhmm
I'm technically older than her and don't need to listen to her
LENA
SLAY BESTIE
ALSO IF IT WASNT CLEAR I ACTUALLY LIKE BEN
IT HELPS HE IS HOT
BETHIE <3
hotter than me?
LENA
UR THE HOTTEST PERSON TO EVER LIVE
GREASY SAUSAGE
she's right, Lizzie, your beauty is like no other
your as beautiful as leaves in falling from trees in the fall, flowers blooming in the spring, a bumblebee landing on a flower in the summer, a lone snowflake in the winter and finally the night stars in the sky <3
HOPEY
SIMP
also I swear my dad painted a snowflake
JOSIE
talking abt that artwork actually was how u were conceived....
HOPEY
EWWWW
NO
I NEVER WANNA SEE A SNOWFLAKE AGAIN
UGH
GROSS
hope has currently snapped her own neck - Rebekah xx
LENA
well, that was eventful
HOPEY
in all fairness I'm surprised I've never heard it from Nik - Rebekah xx
GREASY SAUSAGE
I BET LENA WAS CONCEIVED IN A SUBWAY VAN
LENA
DING DING DING
one point to ravenclaw!!
GREASY SAUSAGE
what??
HOPEY
EXCUSE ME - Rebekah xx
JOSIE
LENA OML
JEN LE VULCAN
HOLD UP
WUTTT
DUDEEEEE
LENA
IM KIDDING
BUT IN THE BACK OF A FUNERAL CAR SOUNDS ABT RIGHT
BENNIE
IM SO CONFUSED
JEDDIE
HIS PHONE WAS CONVISCATED BY PRINCIPAL FORBES
so was Jed's - Caroline/ headmistress Forbes
P.S. hi Lena!!
LENA
HEYYY CAROLINE
WE NEED A CATCH-UP
JEDDIE
right after I've dealt with these boys! - Caroline
HOPEY
UGH
FINALLY THAT WENCH IS GONE
- Rebekah xx
LENA
I like her
She's nice and doesn't wanna kill me for dating her daughter
That's a first ngl
HOPEY
trust me she was annoying as a teenager - Rebekah xx
GREASY SAUSAGE
I'm lost
LENA
if u want I can dump u in the ocean?
HOPEY
I was once dumped in the ocean with a dagger in me - Rebekah xx
JEN LE VULCAN
DUDEEEEEE
LENA
INDEEDIO
READ
YOU ARE READING
dramatic, 𝖑𝖎𝖟𝖟𝖎𝖊 𝖘𝖆𝖑𝖙𝖟𝖒𝖆𝖓
Fanficin which lizzie saltzman texts the wrong number OR in which lena lomax annoys a heretic into loving her [LEGACIES X HOLLYOAKS ] [TEXT AU] [there will be smut] cover by realizt
