You're adopted

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Bambom is a cisfem who uses he/they. Now LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
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Ringi: GUYS!!! I GOT GREAT NEWS!!!


Everyone is online

Bambom: What is it?

Ringi: You're adopted!

Bambom: By who?

Ringi: By me, now you're my little sister!

Bambom: YAYYYYYYYY!!! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!! :D

Dave: Wait, you must be 18 to adopt a child

Ringi: Yeah and?

Dave: Aren't you between 15-17 years old?

Ringi: Yeah um...I...stole my dad's identity card and changed name and photo...

Dave: ...

Ringi: Now it's like I'm 44

Dave: Do you realize the gravity of the situation?!

Ringi: If they find it out I'll be screwed but hey at least I'm not 45 😅

Bandu: Don't let age stop you! My brother is more than 20000 and has at least 300 children :D

Ringi: WHAT?!!

Expunged: 1st this is personal life. 2nd they're my minions, not children

Bandu: But you're like a dad for them

Expunged: NO I'M NOT!!!

Bandu: I have proofs

Dave: Awwwwwwww (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

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Dave: Awwwwwwww (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Ringi: A sadistic creature who's also a loving dad. That's so cool

Tristan: I'm screenshotting this!

Banjex: Is this the same guy we fear?! He's so adorable!

Bamburai: 認めざるを得ない、かわいい

Bamberly: I agree

Expunged: FUCK YOU ALL

[DATA_EXPUNGED] is offline

Bambom: Will you do the same thing to me, Ringi? :3

Ringi: Yep

Bambom: :D
And what does "fuck you all" mean?

Ringi: It's a bad thing, don't say that

Bambom: Why does Expunged say that?

Ringi: Because he's stupid

Bambom: Ok










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