Brobgonal: Last night was great!
Bampal: Did you commit an arson? -_-
Brobgonal: Nope I had a party with Dave, Bambi and Bamburai
Bampal: That's...too normal of you
Brobgonal: We couldn't stop dancing, we also shot fireworks
Bampal: ...I don't think that "we" is an actual "we"
Brobgonal: Ok I shot fireworks and almost killed a person because of it
Bampal: Is it impossible for you to not cause mayhem? -_-
Brobgonal: Whatev
We stopped for a second to talk to a friend of mine
"Long time no see" and shit like that
And...
Bampal: And what?
Brobgonal: Dunno if I can continue
Bampal: Do I have to worry?
Brobgonal: I'm actually coming to the best part it's that I can't type it without laughing
Bampal: Take a deep breath
Brobgonal: Ok I'm there
Someone bumped on Bambi, making him drop his glass of beer
Bampal: ...
Brobgonal: He looked at the person with a stare that goes from a "What the fuck did you do?!" to a "Now you're gonna die!"
Bampal: Oh no...
Brobgonal: Then he started screaming very polite things in a very polite way
Bampal: ...which is?
Brobgonal: I can give you a small excerpt of what he said
Bampal: Do not
Brobgonal: Here it is!
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? TRYING TO HUMILIATE ME! GET LOST YOU PIECE OF SHIT I'M SURE YOU'RE A FATHERLESS BRAIN-DEPRIVED SHIT-EATING BITCH! SUCK MY DICK YOU WASTE OF SPACE"
(A/N: I'm a shit at making long insults :/)
Bampal: ...Jesus...
Brobgonal: He also said other things
While we were listening I was moved to such politeness
Bampal: What the ಠ_ಠ
Brobgonal: A true poem UwU👌🏼
Bampal: It isn't for Twitter either 🤦🏻♂️
Brobgonal: After half a minute Dave placed a hand on his mouth, excused himself and we left
During the walk I was still laughing
Bampal: I would have done the same thing
Brobgonal: I was also super impressed
Bampal: I noticed
Brobgonal: I saw people saying this kind of poem only on social media but it was my first hearing it in real life
Bampal: People only do it on medias because the screens cover them and nobody can see them so they feel brave and prove it by being rude while IRL they can't cuz of shame and fear of gaining a bad reputation showing they're actually kittens
Brobgonal: Then not only is Bambi a master in politeness
He also has balls of steel
Bampal: It isn't what I actually meant but sort of?
Brobgonal: NOW EVERYTHING MAKES MORE SENSE
I MUST TALK TO THE MASTER AND LEARN THE ULTIMATE POETRY
Bampal: What did I do to deserve this?
Be different and be yourself!
YOU ARE READING
DnB group chat
HumorAs the title says there will be a discord group between the DnB (Dave and Bambi) characters. If you came here for seriousness get out of here cuz this book doesn't have any...unless I say so DISCLAIMER: The characters will act a bit ooc (out of char...
