Tristan: Hey Bandu
Bandu: Yes Tris?
Tristan: Remember when we had a sleepover at your house?
Bandu: Yeah
Tristan: Me and Bambom forgot our chargers there. Can we take them?
Bandu: I don't remember finding your chargers...
Tristan: But we're sure we forgot them at your place
Bandu: Ok just a sec, I'm opening a portal
Outside the chat, a portal travel later...
Bandu: I don't know where your chargers are and given the situation here...
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...it will take a while
Tristan: When was the last time you tidied up the house?
Bandu: Probably 3...months ago?
Bambom: Are you serious? ಠ_ಠ
Bandu: Yes
*Tristan and Bambom share a look of disapproval*
Bandu: Let's split up, it will be easier
Bambom: Okie
*Bandu starts searching in the living room while Tristan and Bambom back away slowly*
Tristan: *whispering* I can't believe it worked
Bambom: *whispering* He's naive hehe now let's find the candies
*the two go to Bandu's room and they're greeted...
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...the worst mess ever*
*the kids stand there with an open mouth, trying to realize how the hell is that possible*
Bambom: *half-whispering* What the-
Tristan: *half-whispering* -heck is this?
Bambom: *whispering* No time to waste let's search candies
*they walk between the junk trying not to step on something dangerous like legos or something noisy like dog toys. wait...does Bandu even have a dog?*
Tristan: *half-whispering* Wait! I remember where he's secret stash is!
Bambom: *half-whispering* Really?!
Tristan: *approaches the bed and starts searching under it, still whispering* They should be... *finds the holy treasure* here!
Bambom: *whispering with a proud face* My friend, let's have fun
Some nommings later...
Bandu: I can't anything, are you sure you left them-
Bandu: HOLY SHIT, WHAT WAS THAT- oh no...
*our little phonelover saw something he didn't want to see: Tristan and Bambom on a sugar rush*
Tristan and Bambom: *running around like maniacs* SUUUUUUGAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!
Bandu: How did you find my candies?!
Tristan and Bambom: *running away* SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR!!!!
Bandu: Get back here! *chases them*
*kids are normally faster than adults but ultra-energized kids? absolutely another story*
*Bandu teleports directly in front of them but slips on a inconveniently-placed toy car and falls. the kids notice something*
Bambom: Is. That. A?
Tristan: Is. It?
*there's a lollipop sticked on Bandu's butt. our unfornate deity raises his head to see the creepy hungry faces of the children*
Bandu: *frightened* What do you want? Stop making those faces! Y-you're scaring me!
Tristan and Bambom: S U G A R
Bandu: *high pitched scream*
One typical assault scene of cartoons later...
*Bandu is completely full of scratches and his clothes are ripped, especially the back of his pants*
Bandu: *with teary eyes* What have I ever done to deserve this?
*the rest of the day consisted of Bandu trying to stop the kids and MOSTLY trying not to die from their hunger and desire for sugar*
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DnB group chat
HumorAs the title says there will be a discord group between the DnB (Dave and Bambi) characters. If you came here for seriousness get out of here cuz this book doesn't have any...unless I say so DISCLAIMER: The characters will act a bit ooc (out of char...
