A/N: There is demented nsfw. Feel uncomfortable/don't want to read = skip the chapter. NOW LET'S GOOOOOOO!
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Banjex: Yesterday was cool yet weird
Ringi: Did you find a baby unicorn?
Banjex: They don't exist
Ringi: ...my life is a lie ಥ_ಥ
Banjex: What?
Ringi: My dreams...all shattered ಥ_ಥ
Banjex: Dude?
Ringi: I want to cry... ಥ_ಥ
Banjex: C'mon dude, you'll survive
Ringi: But without unicorns it isn't the same .·'¯'(>▂<)'¯'·.
Banjex: There are way better things than horned horses, like your lil sis
Ringi: ...I guess you're right
Banjex: However yesterday was nice and unusual
I was with Bamburai and Bamberly at the mall
We were looking for screws, nails and things like that cuz we want to build a boat
Ringi: A boat?
Banjex: We want to invade poland :)
Ringi: I'm not gonna ask...
Banjex: We were looking at the drills
Bamburai asked "Which one do we need?" and I answered in a way I would have never thought of
Ringi: Like a normal person and pointing the one you needed?
Banjex: I replied "For my ass this one will fit" and pointed the biggest drill
Ringi: ...wut?
Banjex: It was their same reaction
I laughed and kept telling them I was joking
Ringi: Were there people?
Banjex: Yes
Ringi: What did they do...?
Banjex: They stared at me like I was crazy
Ringi: You don't say? (눈‸눈)
Banjex: It was just a joke, c'mon!
However we were so embarrassed that we left
Ringi: I had no doubts
Banjex: Whateves we were walking away
There was an excruciating silence
I decided to break the ice by saying "Sure that drill looked hard like a medal"
Ringi: WTF
Banjex: They slapped me non-stop
But it was worth it :D
Ringi: If saying kinky stuff to your friends after embarrassing them in a mall for the same exact reason is worth it then...idk
Banjex: We got home and started doing some mental designs for our boat
Ringi: Looks fun
Banjex: We came up with the craziest and most aesthetic ideas
Ringi: Aesthetic?
Oh right, you're the Stylish Gods after all :)
Banjex: Aesthetics are important!
Ringi: What desingns have you imagined?
Banjex: A lot of things
From a viking boat with katanas as oars, a cat as bow and a replica of my leg as mainmast to a rubik-cube-like boat with a star as sail
From a cloud-like boat with a lava engine to a future-styled boat that moves in the air
Ringi: You guys really have a great imagination!
You should add a unicorn horn laser!
Banjex: Good idea
After that crazy brainstorming I came with another stylish idea
A boat with a dick-shaped cannon
Ringi: Bro, you could've hold that back
Banjex: It really gives a powerful and threatening aura
Ringi: I'm more afraid of what that cannon fires...
Banjex: It fires molten white metal balls
Ringi: That sounds wrong...very wrong
Banjex: After exposing the smart idea
Well...
Let's just say I couldn't hear the end of it
Ringi: Imagine being scolded by people who are younger than you, couldn't be me
Banjex: I was just being fun!
They don't say "Gettin' freaky on a friday night" for no reason
Be different and be yourself!
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DnB group chat
HumorAs the title says there will be a discord group between the DnB (Dave and Bambi) characters. If you came here for seriousness get out of here cuz this book doesn't have any...unless I say so DISCLAIMER: The characters will act a bit ooc (out of char...
