As the title says there will be a discord group between the DnB (Dave and Bambi) characters. If you came here for seriousness get out of here cuz this book doesn't have any...unless I say so
DISCLAIMER: The characters will act a bit ooc (out of char...
Dave: Alright Let's try this I'M EXTREMELY FUCKING GAY
Everyone is online
Dave: Dang that really works
Bamburai: Why did you summon us?
Dave: I wanted to show you something Have you ever realised of having a lot potential and then wasting it in something useless because yes?
Bamburai: Uhh Dunno
Bandu: What is "potential"?
Dave: 💀 Anyways it's a thing me and Muko worked on
Bambi: I thought you quitted being a scientist
Dave: I did I'm just having some fun
Bandu: Show us! Show us!
Dave: I present you... THE PINGUINATOR!!!
Expunged: ...the what?
Dave: An harmless laser beam that enhances your lower assets
Expunged: Is that a new way of saying ass?
Dave: Maybe
Bamberly: What's the utility? Making people sexier? Or boosting body positivity?! That would be great!
Dave: Hehe now you'll see
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Expunged: I have so many questions
Bamberly: ...I wish I hadn't seen that
Bambi: Holy shit I'm having cake tonight
Dave: I was expecting other reactions but whatev
Brobgonal: How did you convince Muko?
Dave: Boys will be boys
Bambi: Can't argue with that
Brobgonal: Makes sense So uncontroversial
Bamberly: Now I understand that feeling of having potential and wasting it
Dave: Glad you got it :D
Banjex: You should delete the pic
Dave: Why?
Banjex: I admit, it's really eye candy REALLY eye candy But what about the kids?
Dave: ... I FORGOT ABOUT THEM
Banjex: Be quick!
Dave: I'm trying!
Trisfighter9 and Straw-cute-berry are online
Bandu: MAKEITCRASH
Discord glitches violently and crashes. We gotta thank Expunged for protecting the kids...for once
BONUS SCENE
It's a nice and peaceful night at Bambi's house. Nothing weird is happening...
Bambi: Can I-
Dave: No
Bambi: Please?
Dave: I'm not in the mood
Bambi: Can you at least smother me?
Dave: But-
Bambi: *cute face* Pleaaaaaase?
Dave: Ok I will
Bambi: Yay!
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Author's note Ahhh It feels so good to be back. Procrastination is evil. But hey, what matters is uploading, whether it be every day or every 10 years! Now leave a comment and remember
