A/N: This chapter contains weird topics that might make you be like "Wtf". If you feel uncomfortable skip the chapter. NOW LET'S GOOOOOOOO!
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Everyone is on a video call...again. I don't even say "Nothing will go wrong" cuz even the rocks know the opposite will happen
Ringi: And this is my child adoption certificate
Bamberly: They haven't found you out yet?!
Ringi: Nope, I don't think they will and if they will I'll say it's Expunged's idea
Expunged: If you do it I'll vore you and never vomit you out!
*everyone stares Expunged*
Expunged: What?
Tristan: What is vore?
Dave: N-nothing, he's just telling a joke...for adults
Tristan: Ok
Bandu: 3 minutes on call and everything is already degenerating
Bampal: We should change the group name again, "Drama queens" isn't appropriate anymore
Brobgonal: We should call ourselves "The degenerates"
I'MNOT_AFUCKING_BABY changed the group name from "Drama queens" to "The degenerates"
Brobgonal: Done
Bambom: *with teary eyes* Are we really that bad?
Ringi: No! We're degenerates in a good way, it's a normal thing in friend groups
Bambom: *sniffs* Ok
Banjex: Let's go back to our bs
Tristan: Which stands for?
Banjex: Um...
Dave: *is giving him the "Don't you fucking dare" look*
Banjex: *sweats* Uhh...it stands for...er...Best Socializing! Yeah and it's an expression to identify the best conversations ever
Tristan: Cool!
Bambi: You really risked getting your ass beaten
Banjex: ...
Bambi: I talk from experience
Banjex: How did you survive?
Bambi: I found out to be into it
*everyone stares Bambi*
Bambom: Into what?
Bambi: ...into oblivion, ya know I make up theories
Bamburai: This is becoming cringe
Expunged: It's the whole point of this book's existence
Banjex: Wow...you opened my mind
Monochrome-eye joined the video call
Recurser: THAT'S OUT OF ORDER!!!
Monochrome-eye is disconnected
Banjex: What?
Dave: Don't mind him, he's just a chaos creature who wants to spread order
Ringi: You talk with weird people
Bampal: Is there someone weirder than us?
Brobgonal: Probably not
Bandu: Curious question
Bambom: We're hearing!
Bandu: We say that some things are normal and others not but are we sure that it works like this?
Bambom: That's...uh...
Bamberly: I've never thought about it...
Dave: If we reflect nothing is normal or weird
Bampal: Now I'm questioning everything: the things I've done, the things I've said...everything!
Bambi: Does that mean I can scream swears without feeling ashamed?
Dave: Wait we didn't mean-
Bambi: If so then
🌽mybeloved is disconnected
*there is silence, an uncomfortable silence. everyone has the "Oh no" look knowing what will happen. soon the bad expected happened, the voice of Bambi screaming various swears echoes in the microphones*
Dave: Let's...just...end it here
Video call ended
Be different and be yourself!
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HumorAs the title says there will be a discord group between the DnB (Dave and Bambi) characters. If you came here for seriousness get out of here cuz this book doesn't have any...unless I say so DISCLAIMER: The characters will act a bit ooc (out of char...
