Perks of Being an Introvert

Inside We're Jerks... or at least I am

So this might just be me... but I'm so obnoxious in my mind. I'm sure if I said any of it out loud someone would punch me.

For example what happened on the bus:

Some annoying kid sitting behind me (Let's call him Bobby):"Ugh, why is it so hot on the bus?! Can we open a window or something?!"

Another not so annoying kid (Let's call her Janet):"It's pouring outside if you open the window I will slap you!"

Me: It's hot inside because it's so humid outside and if you open a window everyone on the bus will hate you like I already do... so glad I'm thinking this

Bobby: "But it's so hot in here I'm going to die!"

Me: No you cannot possibly die because you refuse to take your jacket off you imbecile.

Janet: "You'll get my hair wet and then it will frizz up and you will have to be the one paying for my hairspray."

Me: Who uses that much hairspray on their own hair?

Bobby: "But it's hot in here!"

Me: I'm surrounded by idiots...

Bobby: "Why does it have to be so rainy here?"

Me: That's what you get for moving to a tropical weather area, idiot.

Bobby is the same guy that says that it's not cold here because where he's from it snows more and stuff then comes out on a moderately cold day (no snow) with three jackets and a mask to cover half of his face from the cold. And I was wearing a dress, boots, and a light jacket.

I really am surrounded by idiots here.

The real problem comes when someone can tell that you have a snarky remark and then asks what you're thinking, that's when you pretend to be listening to music, because they might think you're listening to NSP (a band that I'm not sure if I can say the name of on Wattpad because I'm still not clear on the rules).

Oh, for those who don't know NSP is a band that just makes the most hilarious music and is normally listened to by teens and young adults.

Anyway, I feel as if I'm straying away from the point. We're snarky on the inside, and we're hilarious.