Dms
J.one
Ummm mr my jalanges sir
Where have you been
I have yet to see any content proving I'm hot
J.onesjalanges
Ugggh I'm sorry
I got wrapped up in dance stuff
Also my name is Minho, please never call me by my screen name again
Also pt 2 you have no idea how hard it is to find pictures of you that are decent quality why do you never post?!?!?
J.one
Idk no one wants to see pictures of me
J.onesjalanges
That is so untrue
Least factual statement ever uttered
I want to see pictures of you
Don't I count as somebody
Also it should be a crime to have so much beauty and to keep it to yourself
J.one
Stop that
You're just saying that
J.onesjalanges
Are you calling me a liar????
J.one
Well I ain't calling you a truther
J.onesjalanges
Omg never did I think j.one would be a drake and Josh fan
J.one
Pfft-
What did you think I'd be a fan of???
J.onesjalanges
Idk like
Studio ghibli movies?
J.one
Okay that's actually fair
I do love those
J.onesjalanges
Hang on I gtg
My friends are trying to convince me to face reveal
How do I tell them that literally none of my followers give a shit about what I look like
Okay I'm back, they backed off for now
J.one
Hey! I care about what you look like!!
Don't I count for something??
J.onesjalanges
You don't even follow me goofy
And why would you care about what I look like
I'm just some guy
J.one
Maybe but you're my guy
J.onesjalanges
I-
YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT?!?!?!
WHATSHSSAJSHH
IM GONNA
AHDHSHSHAH
J.one
Jesus Christ Minho
Breathe
J.onesjalanges
Okay, I'm breathing
Hmmm well I need posts for this week
To convince you you're hot
So
Selca for selca???
J.one
Yeah sure
YOU ARE READING
You're my home
FanfictionA fan account gets noticed by the idol it is dedicated to Or Jisung stalks his Instagram tag and finds one account with very... questionable captions
