{Book 1}
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Being the son of an inter-dimensional space demon sure is interesting isn't it?
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Come join Mabel and Dipper on their amazing adventures in the weirdness of Gravity Falls and unlocking new mysteries of the strang...
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♦️{[Y/N]'s POV}
Lazy Susie then comes and puts the food on the table.
Lazy Susan: "Food!"
[Y/N]: "Yes!"
Stan: "Thanks there, sugar pot. I-I mean, I mean uh honey wasp, kitten baby, b-baby cow."
Lazy Susan: "Haha! Silly!"
Lazy Susan: "Silly man......" She said as she was walking away.
Mabel: "What was that about?" She questioned.
[Y/N]: "Yea."
Stan: "Nothing. I don't wanna talk about it. Talk about what? Why is this table wet?"
Mabel: "Wait just a second. I think I have an idea happening here. You......."
Stan: "No!"
Mabel: "...and her......"
Stan: "Stop it!"
Mabel: "AAAHH!"
Stan: "Oh boy..."
[Y/N]: "Huh...?"
Mabel: "You have a thing for Lazy Susan! You do have a soft side!"
[Y/N]: "Haha! Ew." I say, feeling a bit repulsed at the thought of love or whatever.
Grunkly guy puts his finger over her mouth.
Stan: "Keep it down, will ya?! Alright I admit it, okay? It would be nice if she liked me. But I've been out of the game for so long I wouldn't know where to start. I mean, look at her. She's so classy..." He said in a hushed tone.
Lazy Susan: "Spin, ya dumb pies, spin!" She shouted as she the spinning pie trolley.
Mabel: "Grunkle Stan, you are a bitchy, gross, weird old man. But we will get Lazy Susan to like you because nothing is stronger than the power of--"
Stan: "Love?" He cut her off.
Mabel: "Mabel! To victory!" She exclaimed as she proceeds to drink the salad dressing.
[Y/N]: "I'm gonna go, I'm not cut out for this love stuff." He said as he got up and started leaving the Diner.
♦️{Dipper's POV}
I was busy walking down the down the streets of the town.
Dipper: "Not manly enough, edgy... fuck the diner, fuck that lumberjack......" I muttered angrily to myself.
I then get sprayed by water.
Shrief Blubs: "Another hydrant destroyed. It's a gosh dang mystery."
Deputy Durland: "Wanna take off our uniforms and run around in circles?"
Blubs: "Quit readin' my mind." He uttered with his shirt off.
They both start running around with their shirts off and screaming in delight. I back up and bump into someone.