{Book 1}
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Being the son of an inter-dimensional space demon sure is interesting isn't it?
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Come join Mabel and Dipper on their amazing adventures in the weirdness of Gravity Falls and unlocking new mysteries of the strang...
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♦️{No one's POV}♦️
The Mystery Musketeers', along with Stan were all outside the Shack; chatting with the the town's local enthusiasm enthusiast and future mayor of Gravity Falls, Tyler Cutebiker.
Tyler: "I like to get my Christmas shopping done early. Do you have anything that's in the spirit of the season?"
Stan: "Uh, how about these crystals?" He questioned.
He then puts a bowl of 'crystals' on the counter.
Tyler: "Ha ha! Looks like broken glass." He pointed out.
Stan: "What are you, a cop?" He asked, skeptically.
[Y/N] quickly teleported by the bowl and started eating the glass; unaware of someone gazing at him.
Tyler: "Ooh! What is that new thing?" He cheerfully asked.
Dipper: "Grunkle Stan?"
Mabel: "Can we go to the diner? We're huuungry..."
Mabey: "Huuuuungry..."She whined again and fell to her knees.
[Y/N] was just watching as he started eating the bowl after eating the glass.
'Hilarious...' [Y/N] thought.
Stan: "Yeah, sure. Soon as this yahoo makes up his mind." He irritatedly said.
Tyler: "Do you have this in another animal?" He asked as he pointed at a fur trout.
Stan: "I'm fine locking him inside if you are." He replied.
The twins and [Y/N] then nod in agreement.
❌timeskip❌ {Outside Shack}
Stan has clumsily locked Tyler in the gift shop.
Tyler was just chanting 'puma shirt' multiple times, until he paused and started chanting 'panther shirt'.
The Mystery trio; along with Stan, were at the Diner.
The waitress hits a woodpecker on a wall and a beaver in a hole in the floor with a broom.
McGucket: "Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!" He loudly chanted.
Sheriff Blubs is seen eating pancakes very quickly, while Deputy Durland uses a speeding device at him as he chanted 'Go!' multiple times.
The twins, [Y/N] and Stan's table; Lazy Susan then walks up to their table.
Stan: "Lazy Susan! There's my little ray of sunshine! Where were you yesterday?"
Lazy Susan: "I got hit by a bus!" She joyfully replied as she smiled.
Stan: "Hahahaha! Hilarious!" He laughed.
Lazy Susan: "Thank you. Hahahaha hee hee ho ho ho." She also laughed.