{Book 1}
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Being the son of an inter-dimensional space demon sure is interesting isn't it?
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Come join Mabel and Dipper on their amazing adventures in the weirdness of Gravity Falls and unlocking new mysteries of the strang...
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The twins, [Y/N], Stan and Waddles were watching Cash Wheel. Mabel and Waddles are eating Chipackerz.
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♦️TV.
TV announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen, we now return to Cash Wheel! Sponsored by Chipackerz, the chip flavored crackers!"
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Mabel: "But they taste just like chips!" She says and eats a cracker.
♦️TV.
A Contestant spins the wheel and it lands on 'cash shower'.
TV Announcer: "Congratulations! You're taking a......"
{Stan}/TV Announcer: "...Cash shower!"
Money starts falling down on the man in the middle. When the other two contestants try to take some money, he slaps and punches them away.
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Stan: "I like that guy's style."
Soos: "Mr. Pines! We got tourists at 9 o'clock! A whole busload of 'em!"
A bus from outside pulls up and tourists start to get out.
Stan: "Holy shit and hot tamales, it's a jackpot! Soos! Make some new attractions!"
[Y/N]: "The fuck... 'holy shit and hot tamales'...?" He muttered under his breath.
Soos: "You got it, boss!" He then glues a wolf head onto a chicken.
Stan: "Wendy! Mark up those prices! The higher the better!"
The said red head puts a 0 behind a $2 price tag, making it $20.
Stan: "Higher! Bleed 'em dry!"
She then puts another 0 making it $200.
Dipper: "Eesh, Grunkle Stan. It's like when you see tourists, all you see are wallets with legs."
[Y/N]: "He definitely does."
Stan: "That's not true."
Stan looks out the window and sees a family as wallets with legs throw his eyes.
Stan: "Clean-up on the front lawn!" He said to Dipper.
Dipper grumbled, picking up a bucket of water and a mop and heads outside as well.
❌timeskip❌ {Mystery Shack}
A boy puts a penny inside a penny press. A small card that says 'Thanks for the penny! -Stan' comes out. The boy sighs in disappointment.
Stan is now leading a tour around the Mystery Shack along with [Y/N], who was slapping the tourists hands to make sure they didn't touch the attractions or any valuable items. Also pit-pocketing them as well.