[Cipher's Son || Fight Falls]

Bottomless Pit! [Pt.4]

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The Mystery Trio along with Stan, were in the driveway while Manly Dan ties up a bear.

"This attraction is gonna make me a fortune. Easy with that bear, Corduroy! I need him in showroom condition." Ordered Stan.

The bear roars and Manly Dan starts wrestling the animal.

"Awwww, they're hugging." Mabel cooed.

"Let me get this straight, your plan is to teach a bear to ride a bicycle?" Dipper questions his Grunkle.

"No. Come on, everyone's seen a bicycle-riding bear," Stan states, "No, no. I'm gonna teach this bear to drive."

❌timeskip❌
{The road}

Stan's car can be spotted driving crazily on the road, thanks to the bear now driving. Stan is in the passenger seat while the kids are in the back seat.

"... and the yellow light means speed up." Stan told the bear and panicked to the sound of the cops's sirens.

The officers, Blubs and Durland, instantly stop Stan's car.

"What seems to be the problem, officers?" Stan asks them.

"There better be a darn good explanation for this..." Said Blub.

"Oh there is. You see, I'm a very old man. Not long for this Earth. And the doctors assigned me a seeing eye bear to drive me to the hospital in case of an emergencies." Stan explained, lying through his teeth.

  "Is that right? Then, where is your doctor's note?" Asked Blubs, skeptical.

"Why, it's right here, inside my jacket." Stan quickly writes note inside of his jacket as spoke to the officers. "There you go." He said and gave them the note.

"Well, I can't argue with Dr. Medicine." Blubs says.

"To the hospital, honeypants!" Stan shouts and the bear roars as it drives away.

Later in the Mystery Shack Stan was painting rocks under a sign titled 'Real Gold!' and Mabel walks up to him.

"Grunkle Stan, don't you know lying is always wrong?" Mabel asks.

"Mabel, when you get to be my age, you'll learn that you sometimes have to bend the truth for the greater good." Stan said and began eating a plate of spaghetti.

Dipper comes in the room. "Hey, have any of you seen my plate of spaghetti?"

Stan quickly hid the spaghetti behind him while turning around to Dipper.

"No... but I bet [N] has. You know how he has this thing for eating random shit." Stan lied.

"This is truly a dark day. I'm gonna fucking have his head!" Dipper spouts while he runs off.

"See? Greater good." Stan laughed and his niece groans in disagreement.

❌timeskip❌
{Twins + [N]'s room}

"Waddles, what am I gonna do about Grunkle Stan?" Mabel asks her companion.

"He needs to stop lying!" Mabel talks for Waddles.

"I know, but how do we stop him?" Mabel wonders.

"Maybe you should check Dipper's journal. Oink Oink!" 'Waddles' states.

"Say oink one more time. You're so fucking adorable!" Says Mabel with a wide grin.

"Oink Oink!"

"Waddles, you genius!" Mabel then grabs the Journal and opens it.