[Cipher's Son || Fight Falls]

The Time Traveler's Pig [Pt.3]

♦️{No one's POV}♦️

Dipper: "So wait a minute, if you're from the future, do you have like a time machine or something?"

Blendin: "That's... kinda how it works..." He replied.

Dipper sees Robbie and Wendy riding the Ferris wheel, happily enjoying each other's company.

Dipper: "Can I use your time machine just once?"

Blendin: "Out of the question! You know, this is sensitive extremely complicated time equipment." He says as he pulls out tape measure to show them.

[Y/N] then starts giggling.

Dipper: "Dude, that's a fucking tape measure."

Blendin: "You shut your time-mouth!"

Dipper: "Is this making any sense to you?" He asked his sister and friend.

Mabel: "I think he's just crazy."

[Y/N]: "Yeah, but I still want that measure tape."

Dipper: "...tape measure." He correcting his friend.

[Y/N] was about talk back, but was interrupted by Blendin.

Blendin: "Oh! You don't believe me?" He then once again pulls the tape measure.

Blendin, along with the Mystery trio, disappear and then reappear a few seconds later in old fashioned clothes.

Blendin: "Guess where I was!"

Dipper & Mabel: "Whoa..."

[Y/N]: "Meh..." He rolled his eyes, unphased.

Blendin: "That's right! 15 years ago there was a costume shop right here! One second."

They disappear and reappear in their original time period. Blendin's suit then randomly catches fire while [Y/N] laughs.

Blendin: "Ah! Aw, heck! Pat! Pat down!" He shouted as he pats the fire out.

[Y/N]: "Anyway, who are you?" He asked while picking dirt out of his ear with an uninterested look.

Blendin: "Blendin Blandin, Time Anomaly Removal Crew year twenty snyeventy-twelve. My mission is to stop a series of time anomalies that are suppose to happen at this very location! But-but I don't see any anomalies! I don't know if it's some kind of paradox, or I'm just really tired......"

Blendin then sits down.

Dipper: "You know, you sound like you could use a break." He suggested.

Mabel: "Definitely, definitely. Might we recommend one of the various attractions at the Mystery Fair?"

[Y/N]: "Yeah! We hundred percent guarantee you'll enjoy the attraction!" He added.

The time traveler was quick to get up from the mention of the sudden offer.