Tucker comes out of the teleporter with black armor on.
Church: Are you okay, Tucker?
Tucker: Yeah, I'm fine. (runs up to the top of a nearby hill) Come on, Caboose!
Caboose: (on top of the base) Does it hurt?!
Tucker: No, not at all!
Caboose: Okay! Here I come!
Church: Does it hurt for real?
Tucker: Ohh, yeah. Big time.
Church and Tucker turn towards the teleporter.
Caboose: (emerging from the teleporter in black armor) Owwwchie. (turns to Tucker) You lied to me.
Cut to Sarge on top of Red Base.
Sarge: Ah, dammit. Lopez, c'mere. Do you see something out there?
Lopez looks through a sniper rifle, then turns to Sarge and lowers his head. Camera pans down to Grif and Simmons inside the base.
Simmons: There's no L in it, it's pronounced both.
Grif: That's what I'm saying. Bolth.
Simmons: Both.
Grif: You sound like such an ass the way you say it.
Sarge: Grif! Quit your yammering and get your keister up here. Need some help. Got more of them Special Ops fellas headed toward the base.
Grif: As in... more than one? Uh, maybe we should bolth go, sir.
Simmons: BOTH.
Grif: Seriously, man, like an ass.
Sarge: Well, well. Another brilliant idea from the think tank. Why don't you both come up? Leave the prisoner alone. We could just put her on the honor system - have her guard herself. Maybe she can nurse our other prisoner back to health.
Grif: Good point, sir.
Sarge: YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT IT IS! Now get your ass up here. We got just enough time for me to spraypaint the bull's-eye on your back... Ah, by bull's-eye I of course mean camouflage. Now move it, cupcake.
Grif: Yeah... (sighs) I'll be right up.
Cut to Church looking through a sniper rifle.
Church: Hey, Tucker. Come in, man. You there? This is Church. It's working. The orange one is coming out of the base. I repeat, the orange one is coming out of the base.
Cut to Caboose and Tucker hiding behind a rock, listening over the radio.
Tucker: Roger that.
Caboose: Oh, oh oh oh, Tucker, Tucker, Tucker! Is that.. Is that Church?
Church: Okay, now just keep moving around outside of the base, and draw their attention.
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