Sheila's turret is pointed at Grif, then it turns to Simmons.
Grif: Why is it just sitting there? Shouldn't we just, y'know, shoot the blue sitting on the tank?
Simmons: Just trying to mess with our heads and if it's not I'm not gonna take the risk of it shooting us for shooting the blue. Let's head back to the Warthog.
Daniel: That's a little rude, I haven't talked about killing you guys yet.
Cut to Sheila's HUD.
Sheila: This tank is equipped with an auto-fire sequence that can be activated by pressing the auto-fire button.
Caboose: Auto-fire, auto-fire, here, here! No, wait... okay, that's more a switch than a button...
Sheila: (in the background) This will end the tutorial, and should only be activated if proper safety procedures-
Cut to Simmons and Grif.
Simmons: Okay, you ready? Let's do this on three. One...
Grif: Wait. On three? Or three and then go?
Simmons: On three. It's always faster to go on three.
Grif: Okay, okay. On three.
Daniel: What're ya Stuipid? You're gonna get yourselves killed!
Simmons: Yeah, like we're gonna take advice from a Blue, suck it Blue!
Daniel: Again, rude....
Cut to Sheila's HUD.
Caboose: Here! (click)
Sheila: Tutorial deactivated. Auto-fire sequence activated.
Cut to Simmons.
Simmons: Ready?
Cut to Sheila's HUD.
Sheila: Acquiring target.
Cut to Church and Tucker.
Church: I'm going for the jeep. Cover me.
Cut to Simmons and Grif. Grif is backing away.
Simmons: One...
Grif turns around and starts running away. The view cuts to Sheila's HUD, her crosshair following Grif.
Sheila: Target acquired.
Cut to Grif running.
Grif: (panting heavily) Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit...
Daniel: You're gonna regret running!
Cut to Simmons.
Simmons: Two... Wait Running? (Turns to look at Grif who's running away) you dick!
Cut to Sheila's HUD locking onto Grif.
Sheila: Target locked.
Cut to Church running toward the Warthog. He's panting loudly.
Cut to Simmons.
Simmons: You back-stabbing cock bite! I'll get you back for this!
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
Sheila fires and blows up the Warthog right in front of Grif.
Cut to Simmons.
Simmons: (crouches next to Sheila) Son of a bitch!
Cut to Daniel.
Daniel: (Covers his ears) FOR FUCKS SAKE!
Cut to Grif.
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Red Vs. Blue: Agent Utah
FanfictionUtah or Daniel, was once a Freelancer, an underdog at that. When he discovered what the Director was doing, he banded together with Tex and York in the mission where they ultimately failed. Now in hiding, he finds himself surrounded by idiots and he...
