Church, Caboose and Tucker are standing over Church's body.
Church: I am not happy about this.
Caboose: I have an idea. ...I HAVE AN IDEA!
Tucker: Yeah, we heard you the first time, Caboose, we were just ignoring you.
Caboose: Since you possessed that Red guy, and took control of him, why don't you just possess your own body?
Church: Oh I see, so that way I would be living inside of my own dead body.
Caboose: Yes.
Church: Unable to move, just, laying there, rotting in the sun for all eternity.
Caboose: Yes.
Church: Okay, Caboose, I'll be sure to get right on that.
Caboose: I think you are a mean ghost.
Tucker: Dude, you really stink.
Church: What?
Tucker: Your body, it stinks.
Church: Tucker, the first chance we get, you are going to bury my body.
Tucker: Quit your bitching, nothing's going to happen to it.
Church: It's a freaking indignity! My body fought hard for this army, and it deserves to be laid to rest.
Tucker: Get over it, you're already dead. What's the worst that could happen now?
Caboose: Hey, Church, look, birds! Why are they flying around in circles?
Church: (as a sigh) Nuh, God.
Cut to Grif and Simmons on the Red Base.
Grif: Okay, I'll go again. I spy something.. that begins with...
Simmons: Dirt.
Grif: Damn! How did you-
Simmons: Well, because you did rock last time. That's all that's out here, is rock and dirt.
Grif: Yeah, this canyon sucks.
Cut to Daniel in Blue base.
Daniel: No... no.... no..... NO!
Xi flickers as he appears.
Xi: Hey, Daniel wake the fuck up man! Wake up!
Daniel: (Sitting up on his bed) Who- Oh thank god it was just a dream.
Xi: Was it the usual or a new one Daniel?
Daniel: (sighs) The usual one.
Xi: Well shit. You ok? Didn't fuck you up like last time did it?
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Red Vs. Blue: Agent Utah
FanfictionUtah or Daniel, was once a Freelancer, an underdog at that. When he discovered what the Director was doing, he banded together with Tex and York in the mission where they ultimately failed. Now in hiding, he finds himself surrounded by idiots and he...
