𝕮𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖐𝖊𝖗 𝕴𝖘𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉: A Gorillaz images book

2-D #1: Paula cracker

Y/N's POV:  cursing warning
"WHAT?!"
Me, 2-D, and Murdoc all yelled in unison.
" Yep. Paula cracker is back an come for blood..."
Russel sighed.
I can tell that 2-D was not happy about this new... change..
Wait, you probably have no idea what I'm talking about?! Why is Paula back? Why is this hell about to start again?! And why does Murdoc have an evil look on his face?
Well, let's start at the almost beginning:
August 25,1997...

Ever since that horrid accident at the shop and Stu went into a canonic state,Murdoc had been a horrible care taker and Paula hasn't been doing anything to help her boyfriend! I've had to do everything myself.. well, you know what they say: if you want something done right, you do it yourself.

Which is why I don't understand why I'm in the back seat of Murdoc's car, trying to hold a canonic Stu in my arms.  Might I add that Murdoc cut all the seatbelts in the car except the two front seats... great.
Murdoc was driving around a parking lot with a bunch of girls hooping and hollering about how they wanted to f$ck him. Truth be told, I have no idea what they saw in that nasty pickle..

One of the ladies flashed Murdoc and I have no idea what went through Murdoc's head, but he started doing 360 doughnuts around the lot!

I'm clutching onto Stu for my life as I start to see the speed limit hit 100mph. And at the last possible second! Black... just straight black...

When I come to I'm still in the car, but Stu isn't..
I don't even worry about the pound in my head and kick down Murdoc's car door earning some choice words from the green skinned satinet.
I find Stu on the ground not moving and both eyes with 8- ball fractures...
"Stu?"
Stuwart doesn't say anything as he rises from the rubble and I get a good look at him.
Blue hair
Pastey skin
Skinny figure
No eyes
I can feel the blush creep onto my cheeks as I watched him..
Murdoc jumped out of his car and stared at the two dented eyed man.
"2-D.." he mumbled
"Wha?" I retort
"His name for my band! 2-D!"
I ended up sucker punching him in the jaw...
"Wha Happen'?" Stu/ 2-D grumbled, "Why is muy visien all blurry?" (Excuse the poor attempt at the accent, I'm trying...)
I snap out of my daze of repeat punches to Murdoc and run over to "2-D" and engulf him in a tight bear hug.
"MOTHER OF SATAN STU I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!" I shout, clutching onto the bluenettie for dear life.
2-D wraps his skinny arms around my waist as I sob into his chest.
"I'm alrite' luv!" 2-D smiled, showing that he lost some teeth in the car accident.
I squeezed Stu tightly like I was about to loose him in another car crash.
Murdoc peeled himself off the ground and I was ready to punch him back onto the ground but Stu gently grabbed my hands.
" He ain't worth it, luv." He said.
"LOVE?!"