this is set in like 1995 ok
rivers pov
i entered the vinyl shop with a $20 bill in my hand. upon entering, i noticed a small tv playing mtv. of course, they were playing that fucking song.
"uwu imma cweep and imma weedo shy emoji" the blond twink on the screen sang.
ughhh whats his name again? tong yoke? whatever who gives a fuck anyways he is probably a little gay twinky boy rolling eye emoji
"omg! it's you" the cashier beamed. "you're the guy who looks just like buddy holly!"
"yes it is me rivers cum of weezer now don't cream yourself" but it was too late the employee already did... i mean i know i am hot but goddamn bruh it's no nut november
i decided not to buy anything, because no music is a good as mine, and i already own 6 copies of the blue album and pinkerton.
as i was walking out the door, i caught one more glance at the television screen.
"he's kinda sexy" i thought
NO! i told myself DONT THINK LIKE THAT... YOURE NOT A HOMO.
i ran out of the store sobbing and there was brown running down my pants i promise it isn't shit ok
i was crying so much and could not see through all the tears and i ran right over someone who was so tiny and short i thought it was a child at first
"oops i am so sorry that was not very kawaii catboy of me pls forgive me" i begged
then i notice who it was. i came a little...
it was the blonde twink from the television screen.
i ran into thong yonk from gaydiohead gasp emoji
YOU ARE READING
weezer x radiohead
Fanfictionrivers never though he would end up with a 5 foot tall british man... but we never can predict the future...
