weezer x radiohead

cumma police

RIVERS POV

thom walked into our bedroom

"rivers i have an important question" he pleaded

"what is it thommy wommy"

"would you like to help me work on our album?" thom begged on his knees

" i thought you'd never ask. you are so pretty when you're on your knees thom"

"rivers youre already helping! that's a great song lyric"

thom took me back to his music writing room

wtf... why was this room so dirty! it smelled like rotten milk and sweat...

he sat down in his chair and showed me what he'd been working on.

"cumma police, arrest this cum she talks in cum, she buzzes like a cum it's like a detuned cum" the lyrics read

i wanted to cry because of how beautiful it was.

"thom this is amazing!! why are you even asking for my help... seems like you got it all figured out."

"you really think that?" thom sobbed

"yes. i think it's amazing..."

"i love when you compliment me rivers, you know that's my love language"

i could see thom forming a bulge in his pants and his face was red, just what i planned on

he stood up out of his chair and threw me into the wall

WHAT IS HAPPENING!!?????????? i'm literally the dominant did he forget that

he started licking me all over... thom!! im not a microphone!!!!

we were getting really into when suddenly i felt something inside me change

oh god. tonight was the night.

i remembered....

it was a full moon.