ugh i cant believe thom made fun of me and senpai brian for being emo i mean his cock isnt even that big who does he think he is
"Is everything ok pookie?" asked daddy brian with concern for my mental health
Ed was still just kinda standing there crying from his ORBS watching the whole thing play out,
Wait hold on Ed just confess to me i forgor whoopsie #silly #gaydiohead
Maybe me, Ed and Brian could have a threesome...
Wait a minute why is rivers- you know what never mind
Thom's pov
"Rivers this is really awkward let's just go back to the bedroom and start sniffing that sexicst picture of you and your grippers ok?"
"Sounds great to me thommy poo" so he lifts me up and chucks me onto the bed because i am such an uwu kitten X3 Maybe I should also take a picture of my grippers for rivers...
After we have the most INTENSE gay sex EVER my manussy really hurts so i decide to sit in a circle thingy and then i realise this is the best time to take a picture of my dwogies for him so he can hang it on his ceiling too <33333333
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Aren't I so cute! uwu X3 nya~
Just THINKING about RIVERS CUMo makes me start squealing giggling and kicking my feet in the air <33333
I take the picture and send it to rivers on snap only to realise OH SHID THATS NOT RIVERS ITS PHIL SHOCKED EMOJI Bald guy is typing...
Bald guy:thom wtf is this
topshaggathommy69: OMG PHIL I MEANT TO SEND IT TO DA- UH I MEAN RIVERS SORRY
Bald guy: Stop fucking around thom unless you want us to be a one hit wonder only known for creep I suggest you get back to writing that shitty new album of yours what was it called again
topshaggathommy69: The bent ones or something I can't remember sowwy
Man Phil is so hot when he's angry...Maybe me, Phil and Rivers could have a threesome...
Bald guy: Maybe instead of fucking him all the time like the gay twink you are you should ask Rivers to help you write the album
Pendereckisdaddy6/8: erm guys you realise this is the band gc right...
topshaggathommy69: shut up jonny
Bald guy: shut up jonny
Bald guy: 6/8 is such a shitty time signature
Pendereckisdaddy6/8: )))))))))):
Pendereckisdaddy6/8: i quite like it :(
topshaggathommy69: shut up jonny
Bald guy: shut up jonny
A/N: special thanks for helping me write this wonderful chapter deathbyimmolation
