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rivers pov

a few days later

me and thom had a date today at the nail salon

i didn't know what to wear i was so scared!!

i picked out a spehgetti strap red dress and a blonde wig with fishnets

man did i look sexy as fuck!!!!!!! i couldn't wait to see thoms massive boner ahahah

sex god

i galloped into the nail salon to find tohm already there

he stood up when he saw me and gave me a big hug!!! he squeezed my butt

we sat down at a nail station and slid our socks and shoes off

"would you like a bucket of water for your feet" the stylist asked

"can we share one pwease" senpai thom demanded

"yes sire" the worker bowed

me and thom held hands as we put our feet in the boiling bucket of water

"what you want on your nails" the lady asked

we want each others faces please

the worker painted thoms face on my thumb and spelled him name out on the others !!! now i could look at thom whenever i wanted!!!

she did the same to thom but with my face instead obviously

"this is the best date i ever had! I hope it never ends" thom moaned as we arrived back at his house

"it doesn't have to" i winked

"what do you mean??"

"can i come inside" i asked

thom led me up to his bedroom. I looked around. I noticed the photo of me was hung on his wall

"you liked that photo huh?"

"yes rivers. I loved it it's so beautiful and sexy and attractive and a work of art" thom sat down on his bed

I sat down beside him and looked into his eyes

I grabbed his hand.

but suddenly brian barged into the room

he crushed our moment.

"what the fuck is happening in here?" he giggled

"NOTHING U FUCKFACE MIND YOUR OWN GODDAMN BUSINESS RAWR"

"geez drama queen!!! also nice outfit HOMO" Brian mocked me

"hey you're the one fucking that jonny guy so id shut up if I were you... i can expose you to your dad and he would shoot you"

senpai rivers i was only kidding Brian left the room

i looked back at thom

"sorry he ruined it" i said

"a moment with you is never ruined."

thom kissed me

WOW FINALLT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

then we did some more stuff but i don't wanna tell anyone bc i am not gay so