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there's no other way

with that? seriously? i asked.

yes with this brian replied

"what's that going to do?"

"you have to shove it right up his hairy ass." brian giggled.

oh. ok. thats easy.

i ran down the street and approached wolf alpha rivers.

he was mangling gerard way! i almost forgot we did the devils tango! "RIVES STOP" I screamed

"IM NOT OKAY PLEASE HELP ME!! IM NOT OKAY IM NOT OFUCKINGKAY PLEASE HELP" Gerard screamed.

gosh not now bitch!! we are having a moment!! fuck off that's why you're emo!

rivers. please stop. i don't wanna have to do this. i love you. this isn't you. please stop hurting innocent men

"the aren't innocent! they've had sex with you, theyeve seen your nakey body and ur ennie meenie peen, only im supposed to see that"

well. this is my chance i thought to myself. i have to do it now. or never. he was going to hurt more people. i had to do it.

i picked up the giant purple stick. and i shoved it right in his fat, juicy ass hole.

"im so sorry rivers. i love you so much."

i screamed as i saw him transform back to human and fall right to the ground, his eyes open, but lifeless.

i just killed rivers cuomo.