all i had left to do was wait. i gave thomas my phone number !!!!!!!!!! let's hope he calls if not i will probably be sad and cut my pinkie toe off
the phone sharted to ring omg ? I picked up the phone
"ello is this rivahs?" a british voice asked
"uh yes daddy" i whispered into the phone
"uh yea ok... my name is jonny and-
WOAH DID I JUST MOAN AT A RANDOM GUY???? I THOUGHT IT WAS THOMMY omg #embarassed hahahahahah
"jonny?" i asked
"yes, i am jonny greenwood epic guitarist !!!!!! NOW STOP HITTING ON THOM!"
"what!! why???? ugh you sound just like matt sharp so glad that hoe left weezer band rolling eyes emoji"
"I am deeply in love with thom" jonny said
"aren't we all?" i almost crem pi thinking about him
"it's up to him who he picks.. and it seems like he picked me. you know i am the person he wrote your hit 1992 single "creep" about right ??????
"EAT MY NUTSACK RIVERS. STAY AWAY FROM THOM OR I WILL EAT YOU ALIVE!" jonny hung up.
I WAS SO MAD.
who did that guy think he was? ughhhhhh he sucks at guitar too i am so much better. he is so dumb too he thinks anyone can play guitar?? not true buddy.
ughhhhh i was getting so mad so i decided to write some songs
"i got my ass wiped, you've got your big pee, i got my hash pipe" wow that was good!! that will be on my next album. i love myself and my music i am so sexy.
i am actually so hot so i decided to draw so smiley faces on the bottom of my feet and take a pic!!
maybe i will mail it to thom... it might turn him on.
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