weezer x radiohead

yhom torke

thom's pov

WHAT DA FUC? WHO JUST RAN OVER ME UHHHH

i opened my eyes and there was a guy standing over me

"oops i am so sorry that was not very kawaii catboy of me pls forgive me" he said 

uhhh why is he talking like that 

then my vision focused 

oh my balls is that

is that rivers cuomo

omg. my celebrity crush? 

i couldn't even look him in the eye. he looked just like an angel. he was all i needed. 

"uwu it's ok pookie bear i am sowwy for being in your way" i pleaded

he reached his hand out to help me up 

"uhhh youre thong yoke right? the guy who sings creep..."

"my name is actually thom but close enough and i don't just sing creep ok why does everyone like that song i hate it so much just like i hate myself" 

"noooo don't hate yourself you're too sexy" rivers moaned

"you think i am sexy?" i almost busted my nuts 🤣

"maybe just a little i have said too much IM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL" rivers screamed

he ran away down the street 

"NO COME BACK PLS I DIDNT EVEN GET YOUR DIGITS SHAWTY" i yelled but rivers was already too far away :( 

what was i going to do? i just met the love of my life and scared him away! i just threw out the love of my dreams... i started crying 

OH SHID !!! I FORGOR 

i hav a stupid concert tonight 

i ran all the way to the venue 

"heyyyyyy guysssssss" i got on the stage 

this song goes out to rivers cumo of weezer 

i started singing 

"YOU ARE THE SUN AND MOON AND STARS AND I COULD NEVER RUN AWAY FROM YOU" 

i finished the stupid ass song and said to the crowd "don't you think weezer is so good i explode my panties whenever i hear rivers sexy voice singing" 

everyone cheered, even a blonde man i saw in the crowd he looked familiar i think it's the guy who sings that one song that goes "hello hello hello hello hello hello oh well whatever nevermind cum ass" 

the concert ended and i went to my house 

i gotted a voice message?!

i played the message 

"hello, this is rivers of cum from earlier, look, i am so sorry from running away earlier. i have internalized homophobia. i could not handle my feelings. but i love you and i would really love to take you out for dinner one day. here is my number... 420-696-6669 

OH EM GEE? CUM RIVER LIKES ME? YOOOOOOOO