thom pov
i was in my car driving home from the post office i was so excited to see what i would get in the mail !!!!!!!!!
i scanned through the letters
boring !! i am not paying my electricity bill you cunts!! and girl scout cookie advertisements? fuck you
to: thong yore
from: rivets cumcakea letter? from rivers?
hmm... i didnt wanna wait until i got home to open it... i was so excited
i took a hand off the wheel to open the letter
i opened it and look down at what was inside
it contained a printed photo
WOAH!!
that is really hot...hey twinky, i took this photo after your goofy ass mf guitarist told me to fuck off becauze i was sad so i thought to send it to you, i knew you would want it for later if you know what i mean wink
-rivahs cuomuojonny did what?? i was so angry
SHIT FUCK BALLS
i looked up from the photo but it was too late
i slammed into the cars in front of me.
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weezer x radiohead
Fanfictionrivers never though he would end up with a 5 foot tall british man... but we never can predict the future...