Heather's Diary

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Wednesday, 25 July 2007

Dear diary,
I'm currently in my room at the playa de losers or whatever it's called, and I had to shower three times. That's right, you heard me. THREE TIMES. While we were watching Owen and Gwen race to the finish line, LeShawna decided to trap me in the bathroom where Owen had just went!!!! It was the most disgusting thing ever!! Ok, maybe not the MOST, considering what happened to me the other day, but it was still gross enough to shower excessively later.

I missed the rest of the race, but Owen won. I don't really care, but at least GWEN didn't win. I tried to make her lose by giving her a muffin filled with laxatives, again, pretending it was from her boy toy Trent. She fell for it, of course, but ended up giving it to that oaf, and that's why the bathroom stunk so badly.

I also voted for Owen because he offered to throw a huge party for all of us. And we're about to have another tomorrow at the resort. At least I get this. I may have lost my hair and my dignity, but I just need to relax for ONE day. ONE. That's all I ask for.
xoxo, Heather