Heather's Diary

~42~

Monday, 27 August 2007

Dear Diary,
I got a strand of Courtney's hair!!!!

This is so exciting, because I've been in desperate need of hair for WEEKS. Her hair will look so good on me! She'll freak out when she realizes she's slowly going bald, but she'll live. I need hair more than she does.

Plus, I see it as revenge. Courtney's obsessed with bossing us around and doing everything "perfectly." It's so annoying, I might die. PLUS, we found out that she gets special privileges from her stupid lawyers. She gets her own personal bathroom!! She's the WORST. I don't get what idiot vandal boy sees in her. Then again, that's why he's an *idiot.*

We had to do a dumb caveman challenge. I just ended up falling into a stupid tar pit. But at least I got some form of hair for the episode. It was this ugly red wig with bones sticking through the top, but it was something. Only I could make something like that work.
xoxo, Heather