TommyInnit's somewhat deadly tea bags

Tommy has good word

Tommy took the next order, not even bothering to put on a customer service smile as they ordered. 

The door chimed and in came in two all too familiar faces. One was pinkie pie and the second was subway surfer's guy. 

Immediately he wanted to crumble down to the floor and simply float down into the wood beneath him. Though he still had two more people in line to serve, so he just let the floor be human bodyless. 

He called out his first orders name and got the second orders drink ready. 

An impending feeling of doom washed over him as he made eye contact with subway surfer's guy and before the man could even open up his mouth to speak Tommy rushed over his words.

"Welcome what would you like to order?", he was really hoping that they didn't recognize him.

"May I have a medium coffee with cream, sugar and whipped cream and a green tea, Tommy?" 

Tommy was slightly shocked; how did they know his name? Then he remembered it was mandatory to wear a name tag. Secretly he hated being called by his name in public though, maybe that just came from being a vigilante. 

Pinkie pie narrowed his eyes down at Tommy and he wanted to shrink back once again into the floor. He really liked the floor today. 

Just as the pink haired man was about to say something, he blurted out, "Oh fuck it looks like I forgot the uh...creamers in the back of the store!".

He practically sprinted into the back and looked for an extra creamer to add to the drink so it wouldn't look all-too suspicious if he came back empty handed. Hands gliding over the selection of little tubs filled with creamers of all sorts he picked out a little vanilla bottle and brought it back to where the cups were.

His fingers pressed down against the coffee dispenser, and he started humming a little tune to himself as he made Subway Surfer's coffee. 

Fuck.

He had forgotten to ask for the guy's name again. 

"Uhm...what's the name for the order of a medium coffee and a green tea?", he asked out into the shop. Most of the costumers ignored him, but some looked up and he cringed slightly at the fact that he had gotten the attention of multiple people instead of just his wanted guy.

After a few moments Subway guy came over and asked him, "Oh are you asking for me?".

"No dickhead, I'm asking for Jesus." Tommy was becoming annoyed; I mean who else was ordering a medium coffee and a green tea?

Subway guy looked confused, this made Tommy become even more annoyed and started wishing he just never took their order. Which would be against customer service rules but when did he ever start following those?

He rolled his eyes and said again, "Of course I'm asking for you. Now, what's the name for your order?". He really has to remember the names of people.

"Wilbur.", he simply said, and Tommy wanted to scoff. Who the fuck looks at their newborn and decides that they'll name it 'Wilbur'. He had heard of one other person called Wilbur and this was his grandfather's cousins dead cats' fishbowl.  

'Wilbur' stared at him for a few moments before asking, "Wait a minute...are you the kid who stole my brother's Halloween candy right out of his hands?".

"I...Nes." 

"Nes? What does nes mean?"

Man, Tommy really had to have his words updated.

"I...I never and yet did steal the candy." 

Wow big man Tommy has trouble with words.

"Well, if you did thank you. He really has a way too high ego and had to have that all checked out." 

Oh, so big man Tommy did have good words.

Wilbur picked up the two drinks and walked over to pinkie pie who had been glaring at him across the room for the whole conversation him. 

He smiled and turned back towards the counter, wiping it off and checking the time. It was close to closing time so most other than like 3 people not including Wilbur and Wilbur's brother had left to do whatever people do after they drink coffee and somewhat deadly tea bags.

He leaned over the counter and clicked on the old radio next to it. The radio was one of Puffy's special vintage items which were all around the shop. He never knew when it popped up but sometimes it would just turn on by itself and start playing random songs. 

Tommy clicked on the on button and it skipped through the channels by itself, flashing news, songs and commercials around before it settled on a rather old song. The lyrics went through slowly and before he knew it, he was softly swaying along the tune while wiping down the counters. 

'Keep smiling through' 

He chuckled to himself; tough it was an old song he did know it quite well. Since the poorer districts don't really have much connection to newer and more poppy songs, they kept true to CD's and cassette tapes. Which is why most people own one or two copies of the song.

'Just like you always do' 

Suddenly a BOOM echoed throughout the café and Tommy froze in his footsteps. He took a deep breath before yelling, "Everybody get down!", to the costumers. 

'Till the blue sky's drive the dark clouds far away'

The windows sprang open, and shards flew everywhere.

He was pressed behind the counter and lifted his hands over his neck. 

Slowly he heard sirens in the distance and as he peeked over the countertop, he was greeted with the sight of busted windows, cowering people and outside of the shop a fresh hero fight.

Ghost and Blade against....

Tubbo and Ranboo. 

But this just didn't make any sense. 

They were his sidekicks, his jump boost and the voice in his mic telling him where a robbery was.

Not heroes, or vigilantes.

I mean, they hardly ever leave the house.

Right?

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OOOOOOOOO IS THAT BENCHTRIO BREAKING UP AND FIGHTING I SMELL?

Who knows.

Other than me.

I know.

Also, tomorrows my birthday :D.

Uhm and remember the song We'll meet again...cause it'll play a massive part later.

Bye bye little biscuits!