"I Wish You'd Die Already!" (Perospero x Reader)

Totto Land

Later that day, my brother called Big Mom over the transponder snail to let her know that he and I were entering Totto Land. I peeked in the room while he was on the call. "Yeah, you heard me right. My sister wants to join your crew." He said, his tone sharp. Big Mom's loud voice chuckled on the other end. "The one you always called the 'problem child'?" She asked. I scoffed silently from behind the door. I heard BN sigh. "Yes, that's the one." He said, his eyes narrowed. Big Mom cackled once more. "Well! I'd love to meet her acquaintance. She sounds lovely." Big Mom said, the snail moving as she spoke. BN smiled. "Good. I'm glad you're looking forward to seeing her. We'll be there by tomorrow at the latest." He said, nodding his head. "We'll be looking forward to having you here, BN." She said, her tone changing. "Alright. Goodbye for now." He said, clicking the mouthpiece back onto the snail. I then opened the door and made eye contact with BN. "Problem child, aye?" I asked, smirking. He sighed. "What part of that was a lie?" He asked me, leaning on the table the transponder snail was on. I clicked my tongue. "You're the only one who calls me that." I said, my expression changing to one of hostility. "Tch, me and all of our aunts, and our cousins, too." He said, poking my forehead. "You say that, but I know they still have faith in me." I said, sighing. My brother began to laugh. "Yeah yeah! Sure. Now get out of my room, YN." He said, shooing me away. I scoffed, but nodded, then left, closing the door behind me.

I waltzed up to the front of the ship where I had been standing the day before. 'Problem child, aye?' I thought to myself, rolling the words around in my head like a stray marble. BN then came up behind me. "Oh, it's you. I thought you wanted me to get out of your sight?" I asked, frowning at him. "I never did say that, I just wanted you to get out of that room. Anyways, although you probably already heard, we're going to arrive on Totto Land sometime between five hours from now and ten hours from now, so if you're planning on something devious the moment you get there, then I suggest you get some sleep." He said, tugging on the sleeve of his jacket. I nodded. "I'm sure not planning anything devious for the moment I get there, but something will certainly go down. So guess I should rest up." I said, holding out both of my hands. BN chuckled. "Yes yes, I know that well. Get some sleep, dear sister." He said, walking back to his cabin. "You do the same." I said, staring back off at the sea.

I then decided I'd actually go and get some rest, so I walked gently across the ship deck until I reached the place where I was currently staying. My bag was still packed, and it was laying in the corner of the room by an oak table with a somewhat flamboyant lamp on it. The bed was a queen size with pastel green sheets on it, and on the sides it had two nightstands, also made of similar oak wood to that of the lamp table. I pulled off my shoes and laid them by the door. I then pulled off my socks and stuffed them down into the front end of my shoes. 'No use changing into pajamas.' I thought, turning towards the bed. I pulled the sheets off of part of the bed, then crawled under the bedsheets and pulled it over me. The sheets were comfortable, they were lined with soft wool and were extremely warm. 'These would be excellent for the winter.' I thought to myself, smiling as I laid under the warm comforter. I gently drifted off to sleep, in awe of how lovely a simple bed on a ship could be, not to mention the waves gently rocking me back and forth.

I woke up to the sound of pounding on my door. "YN! Hey! We're pulling up to Totto Land! What are you doing in there?" BN yelled, still pounding on the door. I sat up and wiped my eyes. I then threw the covers off of me and walked; somewhat clumsily over to the door. I unlocked the door, then turned the handle. "Hey..." I said, still half asleep. "Oh. You were obviously asleep. Put your shoes on, we're here." BN said, shaking his head. I nodded, then dropped to the floor, putting on my socks and shoes, then following after him. I walked up to the front of the ship where BN was standing. "So I took you a little further into Totto Land than at first we thought we were going to, but it's because of Big Mom's orders... So welcome to Whole Cake Island." He said, smirking towards me. My smile widened. In front of me was an island completely made of cake. The houses appeared to be chocolate and biscuits. The decor was candy. It smelled so sweet it felt surreal being here. My brother began to laugh. "What is it? Never seen Whole Cake Island before? Thought you'd at least get a hint from the name." He said, smiling wide. I scoffed. "There are lots of weird named places in the grand line. Dressrosa isn't a rose in a dress." I said glaring at him. He thought for a minute. "Good point." He said, pointing at me. I shook my head at him. "Alright, well, let's get on this island already." I said, turning back towards the cake themed island. My brother nodded. "Yes... Sooner I get you on that island, sooner I get to get rid of you." He said, smirking. I sighed at that comment. "Alright, BN. Just drop me off." I said, walking back to my room to grab my suitcase.

I grabbed the small, yellow suitcase, then turned and went back to the deck. BN was calling out a few ship terms and he was trying to get us to dock. "Come on guys! Slow and steady!" He yelled as we pulled into the dock. I smiled as we pulled in, and there, a figure was waiting for me, the one I was bound to kill, Charlotte Perospero. "Ah... You're miss YN, right?" He asked as we hooked up BN's ship to the dock. "Uh... Yes. I'm YN. And you are..?" I asked, even though I already knew his name. He lightly chuckled. "Perospero. I'm here to guide you to the castle." He said, helping me down from off of the ship. 'Wait... He's the one bringing me?! BN must've told them something or... It's some terrifying coincidence.' I thought to myself. "You seem rather confused." He said, looking down towards me. I looked up at him and began to study his face. I stared at his odd features for a little while, not to mention that tongue and the oddly polka dotted... hair (?) that stuck out from behind his tall hat. He chuckled again. "Like what you see, sweetheart?" He asked me in a joking manner. I was taken aback. "Wha- No! I mean-" He then began to laugh again. "Don't worry, darling, let's just go to the palace. BN! Your sister is in good hands now." The tall man said. My brother clicked his tongue. "Sure she is." He said rather sarcastically. I sighed and Perospero looked down at me. "Is he always like this?" He asked me, looking concerned. "Well, I hadn't talked to him for awhile before now, so I don't know." I said, shrugging my shoulders. Perospero then chuckled again. "Well then! Let's introduce you to Mama." He said, his tone light. 'Oh boy, you're going to be fun to kill.' I thought as I followed after the lanky man.