Simon decided to rob a gun store with nothing but himself.
Gaspard sat outside and wished that he had his blankie™ (also his boyfriend) with him. He wanted revenge on Simon for killing his one and only. He... knew what to do
He went inside the gun store and was about to expose Simon's cringey TikTok account when he realized... everyone was dead?!?!?1?1?
"I killed them with my hotness" Simon declared. "For some reason these adults think I'm hot"
"Don't worry Simon, Grandpa thinks I'm hot too" Gaspard said, blushing at the thought of his hot grandpa walking towards him with a machete
wait... ayo?
Ok I pull up hop out at the after paaaarty you and all yo friends yeah they love to get naaaaaaughty sippin on that henn I know you love that bacaaaaaaaaardi 1942 I take you back in that raaaaaaaaari
"At least I have a giarlfriend" Simon said challengingly.
"Simon... you have to let it go... the accident wasn't your fault... Lou died because someone else's car hit her... not because of you"
"stfu gaspard" Simon said, getting out a doll of Lou and began making out with it while screaming and singing a Linkin Park song.
"Whatever I guess you don't want to commit arson with me!1!1!" Gaspard yelled like a brat and took an assault rifle off the shelf and a box of matches from his pocket and started walking away.
"w a i t" Simon said longly. He threw his Lou doll into the void of distant space and teleported to the mall so he could be better.
"Â æ å ê € è ë" Gaspard protested, and teleported to burger king. He needed to get a whopper before he committed arson. everyone knows that
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Simon the Homeless
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