Simon the Homeless

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After Andrés got vored, he decided he had had enough. He used his goku powers to escape from inside Dragon Simon.

Dragon Simon screamed like a little gorl (gru reference) and returned to his regular form.

Simon and Andrés stared at each other madly. They were going to have a standoff.

Suddenly, Andrés started break dancing. His long ass legs were so long that China could see his legs from a distance. Andrés screamed a Linkin Park song as he danced epicly.

Simon got... jealous.

"I thought we were going to have a standoff!1!" Simon said bratily.

"I meant danceoff 🙄" Andrés said like material gworl. A random red carpet appeared and Andrés slayed the runway.

Simon became enraged. His non-existent shoes became muddy randomly. Then, he stomped on Andrés' beautiful carpet.

Everyone in the town gasped offendedly.

"How dare you!!!1!" Andrés yelled femininely. He became trans.

The crowd cheered for Andrés because he came out in the Spain town square.

But Simon was... transphobic 😰

"Trans people are just trans for attention!1!1!1!" Simon said boomerly. Everyone in the town captured Simon for his transphobia.

It randomly became night, and the people in spain town square roasted him over a fire and cheered as his flesh was burnt to a crisp. Andrés smiled evilly as his son was roasted by the cannibals in spain town sqaure.

When Simon finished roasting, Andrés was the first one to eat his son's flesh. It was good

Then, he spotted a super small creature inching towards him. Fury raidiated off of it.

It was.........

Snail Gaspard!1!1! He lived!1!1! 😆

Andrés stared wide eyed as his son snailed to him, then he returned to his regular form.

"How could you kill Simon!1! Your a traitor!1!" Gaspard exclaimed furiously. Even though Simon literally almost killed him.

"*you're" Andrés corrected like a nerd. That's why he wears glasses in the show

Gaspard broke down in tears. He couldn't believe that he had spelled something wrong. He had never done that in his whole life. And now, his streak was finished... forever.1.1..1.

"I won't let u be a nerd anymore..." Gaspard said, clenching his fist like an anime character about to get into a fight.

"*you" Andrés corrected again

Gaspard had finally had enough. He became tall, and took away Andrés' nerd glasses. He crushed them in his fist.

Andrés gasped fearfully. "Gaspard I can't see!1!1!1!1!"

"Good" Gaspard said evilly. He kicked his father into the flames, where his brother had been roasted. Andrés burned to death.

A random guy in the spain town gasped madly. "You killed a trans gworl!!!! You're evil!1!1!1!"

Gaspard gasped in slow motion. He slow motionlly dropped to his knees and tears brimmed in his eyes. He had been a supporter of the lgbtq community forever... but now.... he had disrespected it by killing his father.

"AAAAAAAAA!" Gaspard screamed regretfully. He had never known about his father's secret identity... but now, Andrés was dead..... forever.1.1.

"You are banished from spain town square!1!1!1!" A random guy said defiantly.

"Fine, I'll just to to spain town alleyway instead!1!1!" Gaspard flew away from his crime fastly. He could not live with himself. And now that Simon had been eaten by cannibals, he did not have anyone to make out with at night.

wait... ayo?

Gaspard slept in a trash can. His ears were so fucking long that they stuck out of the trash can.

It randomly became winter and started to rain for dramatic affect.

Gaspard needed to find Ava so they could live in the jungle together and eat bananas for survival. He needed to return to monke.

He would find her tommorrow, but for now...

Gaspard was homeless for real!1!1!1!