Simon the Homeless

THE CROSSOVER WAR OF 2023 👹💥🔥💢

Player watched with satisfaction as everyone killed each other. Guts went on the walls and blood flew everywhere. It was scary.

Gaspard gasparded in horror as he took in what Player had just done. He had just started the war of all time.

Gaspard realized that he would need Simon to help him. He walked over to his brother and saw him crying stupidly on the ground. He was always stupid.

"Simon" He said, but Simon's loud ass crying flooded the area. Thankfully, the sound of war drowned out his voice. He still couldn't hear Gaspard though.

"SIMON" Gaspard bellowed. This time, Simon heard him. He got scared and tried to run, bur Gaspard threw a brick at him and that made him unconscious.

"Oops" He said, realizing his mistake. He revived Simon with his mildly op hands. Simon took in a big breath like the big boy that he was. It was the mature thing to do. He wiped away his tears and stood tall.

"We need to defeat Player" Simon declared, and got out a random battle axe. Gaspard slapped it out his hands, and he gasped.

"But you have to promise that you're not doing this just because you want to Player to die miserably!1!1!!" Gaspard yelled madly, and threatened to decapitate Simon with his own axe. Simon cowered in fear.

"Y-Yes master!1!1!" Simon moaned.

"What" Gaspard said.

"What" Simon said.

"Let's go!1!" Gaspard said, and Simon rode him as they flew into the battle.

It was pure chaos. Everyone was choking and murdering and chainsawing each other. It was scary. Player was on top of the announcement mountain and watching everyone kill each other evily.

Simon made a rock appear in his hand. He let out a violent battle cry as he flew to Player, planning to assassinate him. But before he could too close, lightning struck the two brothers, and they fell loudly.

"What the fuck Koen!1!1!1!!" Simon shouted enragedly as he fell. Gaspard curled into a ball for protection. They hit the ground and splatted. But they re-alived themselves instantly. Simon shook his fist at the sky in pure rage.

"Why is he letting this happen?1?1" Gaspard asked sadly. He had officially lost faith in everything. He degraded into a snail to live the rest of his life as a failure.

Simon accidentally stepped on Snail Gaspard again as he paced the floor to make a plan. His pacing was interuppted by people screaming.

When he looked, he saw the father running longly to him. A gang of Arthur characters were chasing him hungrily. They were all yelling for some reason. When Andrés saw Simon, he lunged for it. Everything went in slow motion. Unfortunately, The Brain threw a stick at his leg and it made him fall. The Arthur characters began to feast on his flesh. But before they could progress enough, Simon used his powers to make a storm to sweep all of the Arthur characters away. All of them died.

Andrés thanked Simon for his bravery, and then they hugged. It was a wholesome moment.

But then

The portal whizzed, and all of the other characters from Among Us Logic came out it. However, nobody noticed them. They were too busy fighting. Player was the only one who saw.

"HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT!1!1!!?1?" He shouted. "I'M A KING NOW!1!1!"

"You mean king of loser town?" Bro roasted badly. Mere seconds after he said it, blue lightning came down from the sky and struck him in the most painful way. Bro shreiked in pain, but Koen didn't care. The unbeatable heat of the blue lightning decinigrated him. Not only did he die because of his foolishness, he also died because he used good punctuation. It the the bozo moment of all time.

Ninja gasped japenesely in horror as he witnessed his boyfrie- I-I-I mean friend die.

"これをやった奴を見つけて喉を切り、私の刃の下で血を流すのを見てやる" Ninja vowed out of grief. He ninja jumped away.

Player laughed evily as he watched his enemy die. Lightning crackled in the sky behind him to add to the effect. It was clear by now that, Koen agreed with Player's newfound evilness. It was truly shocking.

"Guys, look!1!" A random guy yelled. "The clock, it's almost July 1st 12:00 AM 2023!1!1!"

Everyone gasped and looked at the clock. It was randomly there. It said 11:59 PM June 30th 2023.

Simon gasped the loudest of them all and flew to the clock, cracking his father's neck in the process. It was a sad moment. The wholesome moment had been ruined. He landed in front of the whole crowd and looked the clock in the eye.

The time was ticking. Pride month was almost over, which meant that Simon's rebellion would end. His villain arc would end. The world would be at peace. Everyone could go back to their respectful universes. Everyone gasped in joy as the clock struck twelve, and it dinged loudly.

"OKAY GUYS GO BACK INTO THE PORTAL THE REBELLION IS OVER!1!1!" Simon announced. Everyone ran into the portal, and Caillou high fived Simon as he went through. They would never forget each other. Simon zipped it back up once everyone had made it though. He dusted his hands off proudly.

"So what do we do now" Ava asked boredly, playing Candy Crush on her phone. She screamed in rage when her app crashed, and she threw it at Simon. He caught it skillfully. Ava gasped in horror as she realized what she just did.

"I-I-I-I'm sorry!1!1!" She begged, hoping her son wouldn't kill her. But instead of doing that, Simon shrugged and walked into the middle of the former battlefield. He breathed in the fresh air as he stared at the now bright blue sky. Then, he started to ascend.

"Simon no, don't give up your powers!1!1!" Gaspard said. "You might need them again someday!1!!"

"No" Simon said, and his powers were taken away. He had officially demoted himself to a child instead of an op god.

When Simon returned, the family hugged. It was a wholesome moment. This time, there truly was nothing to ruin it.

"Let's go to grandma and grandpa's house to eat their dog!1!1!" Andrés suggested. Everyone screamed in joy at his idea, and they walked into the forest together. It appears that the good ending had been achieved.

But then, from somewhere deep within the trees, and evil laugh sounded. When the figure revealed itself, it turned out to be Player. The rest of the Among Us Logic guys were behind him. The wind blew strongly as Koen's approval of a brand new villain arc was shown, and the laughter continued...