Simon the Homeless

finding the parents?1?1?

It was cold in Antarctica. This was a shock to Gaspard and Simon... because they thought it was going to be hot.

"S-S-S-S-S-Simon I'm cold!1!!1!" Gaspard screamed, but as he opened his mouth, he instantly froze to death

tragic but not really

Simon turned into a camel but then instantly exploded because of the irony 😟🤧😩

But they instantly came back to life when the smelled... an igloo

what could this mean?1?1?1?1?

"Yay I can have food after 5161771 years of straving but not dying because I'm immortal!!1!" Gaspard shouted with glee.

Simon got... jealous.

"I'm getting the food first!1!1!" Simon said epicly, and made a break for the igloo.

But then he actually broke 😟

"sucks to be you lmao" Gaspard said, doing his stupid run and getting to the igloo first.

"Gaspard wait I don't want to starve!1!1!" Simon screamed. "I'm sorry I killed Satan aka your husband!1!"

"no" Gaspard said

He saw a penguin by the igloo and became a t rex and ate it whole.

"YOU'RE MEAN GASPARD I WANTED TO TEAR IT APART LIMB BY LIMB" Simon whined

"Stfu Simon this is why you can't afford the Fortnite battle pass" Gaspard roasted again. But it was cooler because he was a t rex.

Simon melted

"Mr. Melty Icicle Ball Nuts!!!!!!! Omg that t red ate him WHOLE" Someone shouted from.... inside the igloo?1?1?

"Mom is that YOU?" Simon roared. He shook the ground with his mighty roar of dominance. It was so strong that he started an earthquake.

Gaspard could not hold on and... fell in 😔😔😔😔

It broke the igloo. And it revaled....

The parents

"Mummy and d-d-daddy guess WHAT" Simon bellowed. He became a giant

"W-W-What son?" Andrés (the dad) asked fearfully.

"GASPARD WAS BEING MEAN TO ME AT THE MALL!1!1!1!" Simon angrily screeched.

"You guys went to the mall?" Ava (the mom) said bravely. "I thought you guys would have stayed at home and starved!1!1!"

"Yeah that was our plan" Andrés said

Then, Gaspard ascended out of the crack he fell in and floated to the parents

"M-M-Mum and d-d-dad you wanted us to s-s-s-starve?1?1?1?" Gaspard asked innocently.

"Yeah" Ava said

Then Gaspard got so sad that he transformed into an ant.

Andrés watched his son degrade with greed in his eyes. Then he picked up ant Gaspard.

"Noice meal" he said evily, and literally ate him

Giant Simon gasped loudly and madly. He picked up Andrés and threw him to Brazil.

Simon screamed with tears flowing from his eyes and the wind blew coldly and sadly and a Linkin Park song played in the background. He began to scream the lyrics.

"Take everything from the inside and throw it all awaaaaaaay cause I sweeeeeear for the last time I won't trust myself with yoooooou everything from the inside and just throw it all awaaaaay cause I sweeeeeeeeear for the last time I won't trust myself with you you you buhduhduhduhuh"

"That's deep" Gaspard said, magically appearing behind Simon

"Gaspard wtf you literally got eaten" Simon said, now mad that he threw his dad to Brazil for no reason

"Well actually that was a clone copy of me" Gaspard said evily. "The copy is a robot and it will tear apart his stomach soon"

"Oh" Simon said, too busy playing Fortnite battle royale

"ÆAAAAEAEAEAEAEAEÆ" Simon raged when a noob killed him with a common pistol.

"Wow you suck lmao" Gaspard said boldly

"1v1 me I bet you can't beat me!1!1!" Simon challegened.

"Ok" Gaspard said, and got out his phone. He killed Simon in 00000.1 seconds with his pickaxe and he didn't even use a gun

Simon screamed and transformed into a helicopter. Gaspard went inside of the Simon helicopter and flew away.

"Bye loser" Gaspard said, and threw a tin can at Ava's head. She instantly died on impact

And so they flew into the sunset to begin a new life as orphans (they just now accepted thw fact that they were homeless) and they were ready to rob stores and eat dead bodies for survival.

And to top off the beauty, they could hear Andrés screaming as the Gaspard ant clone tore him apart 😈