Simon the Homeless

but THEN

Everything was going well for Simon and Gaspard... they were beginning a new life as orphans

"Finally that dumb book is finished" Gaspard said, smoking a cigar like a gigachad. "Now we won't be trapped in an infinite time loop everytime someone reads that book"

Helipcopter Simon could not reply, his flesh was being extended to fit the helicopter form. He was in agonizing pain. somebody save him

SUDDENLY...

Andrés was spotted in the distance

He was... flying?1?1?1?

As he approached, Freebird began playing in the distance. It got LOUDER

"I'M COMING GASPARD" Andrés said loathfully. He had a shotgun... and ant clone Gaspard was riding with him on his shoulder.

"HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS SON!1!1!?1?1?!1!" Gaspard said deeply and sadly and madly.

"yes" ant clone Gaspard said, and turned into the titanic

Andrés said "reeeeeeeeee!1!1!" as the titanic tragically crushed him, and he was gone... forever.1.1..1.

"Oh nvm" Gaspard said.

Suddenly, helicopter Simon became a forg. And Gaspard became... a birb.

They fell loudly

When Simon woke up, he saw Andrés standing over him menacingly with the Halo theme playing and the wind blowing fearfully.

"Ŵh€r€ ïß Gãßpård" He demanded in a super deep troll voice

"Idk go look" Simon said, too busy playing Fortnite battle pass battle royale zero build car royale. He was forced to return to Simon form to play the phone. But THEN...

he got killed by a noob with a common pistol again........ and he was also the first one to die in the whole game.

"You saw nothing" Simon growled (actually 😟)

"Stfu this is why I disowned you" Andrés said madly.

Then, the stupidly tall dãddy rabbit saw Gaspard eating orphans at the local orphanage. He decided to join him..... but actually no.

Andrés became even taller and was now a confident 9'156777. He approached the orphanage evily.

"So Gaspard nice weather we're having today ama right" He said as he crushed an orphan in his grasp.

"Bro it's literally -11567 degrees 💀" Gaspard said, and flew away from him fastly.

Andrés started screaming a Linkin Park song while thunder roared in the sky. His plan to get revenge on his son had failed. He flew away, and now... he was gone forever 😔

"Uhm BABE" Ava said. She was mad.

"Didn't you get killed by a tin can 🙄" Simon said sassily.

"Imagine" Ava said, and ate Simon whole

"Why are you mad poopy dookie?1?" Andrés said innocently........ but he wasn't.

"Explain THIS" Ava screeched like a baboon.

She showed him a video of.........

Gaspard and Andrés kissing?1?1?1?

Andrés began to sweat comically. "W-W-W-W-W-What i-i-i-i-i-is t-t-t-t-t-t-that?1?1?"

"It's you cheating on me!1!" Ava said madly and betrayaldly

"Babe I'm SORRY" Andrés said, and accidentally killed Ava as he played a guitar. The sheer power he weilded was too much for her

Then, Gaspard reappeared as a giant.

"Stop copying me GasPARD!1!1!1!" Simon roared. He became a giant too.

They began to fight epicly while a random violin song played in the background.

Andrés tried to run from his sons, but he couldn't because he smelled like a dog and they could smell it from seven miles away.

"Let's get him" Gaspard conspired evily.

"No" Simon said.

"I'll give you all my V-Bucks" Gaspard said lyingly.

"Okay" Simon said, and they began to chase..........

the father