But when Gaspard and Simon returned to life, they were...
back home?1?1?1?
"What the hell" Simon said as he stared at the pile of ashes that was his former shelter for the merciless rain.
"I got kinda homesick so now we're here..." Gaspard explained ominously, walking to the ashes. He looked like he was searching for something.
"you better not be looking for that nineteen dollar fortnite card because I burned it to the ground!1!" Simon explained boastfully. But his pride was cut short when Gaspard started to scream loudly. It was so loud that Simon's ears broke off.
"What the fuck now I can't hear!1!11!!!!111!1!!!11!" Simon complained madly. He was deaf now.
"Good" Gaspard said deeply, and began to ascend. "This is you're revenge..."
"WHAT????" Simon demanded bratily. He was deaf now.
"Ok good he didn't hear me spell that wrong" Gaspard appreciated thankfully. Then he continued to ascend.
"Do you recognize this place Simon?" Gaspard asked. He was sus. What was he getting at???1??1?
"Obviously" Simon replied, randomly being able to hear again. He looked sassy. He was hot. "This is my house and it's your adopted home"
"This is the place where you killed Blankie..." Gaspard explained angrifully, ignoring Simon's roast. "and now, I'm going to torchure you in revenge..."
"how" Simon asked uninterestely, too busy playing the kid's laroi's wild dreams fortnite mod to really care. He screamed in anger when his afterparty friend denied his friend request. He threw his phone into the cartoony sky, and it was gone... forever.1.1.1.1. Simon got sad because he killed his phone. So sad that he turned small. So small that Gaspard could pick him up. Gaspard flew away with him. Where were they going?1?1?1??1?
"Are we going to find your dad that didn't come back with the milk?" Simon roasted again. But it was not cool because he was small.
"WE HAVE THE SAME DAD" Gaspard yelled denialdly. He would not let Simon's roasts get in the way of his plan.
Gaspard's angry roar made Simon decinigrate.
"NO!!1!!1!" Gaspard exclaimed angrily. How could he let this happen?1?1? Now Simon was dead and got let off the hook for killing Blankie in chapter one. He would never get what he deserved. This made Gaspard madder. He flew to the school fastly, and landed in the playground. His crash destroyed the playground and the kids that were playing on it died. Very sad
Then, Gaspard epicly stalked the blacktop until he found a kid with glasses that had an orange shirt on. He was playing ball. He didn't know what was coming.
"FERDINAND" Gaspard yelled challegingly. "COME AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN"
Ferdinand gasped. He slow motionally dropped his ball and began to shake in terror. There was no way. Gaspard had returned to torchure him again.
Ferdinand ran away. Gaspard gave chase.
"Benjamin HELP ME" Ferdinand begged as he ran. Gaspard was gaining on him. He needed assistance immediately.
Benjamin was reading a book under a tree like a stereotypical bookworm.
"No thanks," He said distractedly.
"This is why I like Simon more than you!1!1!" Ferdinand screamed disrespectfully. He sooned reached a fence; there was no escape. Gaspard cornered him epicly.
"Simon help me, I can't fight Gaspard by myself he's too OP!!1!1!!1!" Ferdinand made one last attempt to avoid the battle with Gaspard. But it was no use. Gaspard wouldn't back down.
"Simon isn't here" Gaspard said evily. "I decinigrated him"
"WHy!!1!!" Ferdinand screamed greivingly. He started to sing.
"IF YOU'VE EVER FELT THIS PAIN!!!! CURLED UP IN SHAME!!! TAKING THE BLAME!! LOSING THE GAME!"
He started to cry.
"Cry about it" Gaspard roasted. But it wasn't cool because he was already crying.
Suddenly, Benjamin approached them. He looked mad.
Gaspard stared at him menacingly, but Benjamin didn't seem to care. Fury radiated off of the nerd rabbit in waves.
"Did you just say you killed my cousin?1?1?" He asked, clenching his fist so hard that his bones cracked loudly. That was a family trait that he and Simon shared. But now... he will never be able to clech fists with his dumb cousin ever again. The thought fueled Benjamin's anger. He growled at Gaspard like a dog.
Gaspard had dogphobia, so Benjamin's growling scared him to death. But he would not let him win. He stood his ground firmly.
"Yes. Let's fight" Gaspard said, quickly escalating the situation randomly.
"Yeah okay!1!1!!1!" Benjamin agreed detirmindly. "Guys come help me!"
Suddenly, four other kids came up to stand beside Benjamin. Knowing he was finally safe, Ferdinand got up and ran to the team. He hid behind them cowardly because he wasn't strong.
"I can take all of you" Gaspard snarled. But then, he saw a farmilliar face in the crowd. He gasped. Could it be?1?1?
"Wait, how are you still alive!1?1?!?11?1!" Gaspard exclaimed. He was angry; he thought his plan to get rid of the unrevealed rabbit had been successful, but he was wrong.
"I barely survived," The unknown rabbit said. "But I've been waiting all these years to get revenge on you, and now, I finally can!1!"
The rabbit stepped out of the non-existent shadows. It was...
Lou!!!!1!!11!!1!11!!1!
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Simon the Homeless
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